A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.< B>
"I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."
2006-10-20 10:36:56 · 21 answers · asked by L!LO 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
for JASON,,, I don't know if you have noticed, but I've posted it under "joke section"...by the way,,, what did you ask his question...."Have you ever experimented w/ someone of your same sex?
how did you feel?"...
hahahaha, just admit it! geez!!!!
2006-10-20 10:47:04 · update #1
Good, 10 from 10!
ps
Jason my friend if you didn't like the joke all that you have to say is "I didn't like it" that's it, Why to insult her when she just posted the joke and you were tha one who clicked to read it? May be you got confused because you read the word"circumcised" and you thought that the question was asking about something you like very much, but it wasn't, so what?!! Get over it. Next time you find a question that it wasn't what you were expecting let it go, don't insult the questioner, is not their fault about you inclination.
I almost forget to tell you, reported for the use of profane language and insulting other participants. Bye!
2006-10-20 10:39:47 · answer #1 · answered by Javy 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny!!
2006-10-20 17:56:49 · answer #2 · answered by Jenny C 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2006-10-20 17:37:55 · answer #3 · answered by ♥I know these things♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha....that's funny! Thank you
2006-10-20 17:38:38 · answer #4 · answered by Canadian Ken 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-20 17:43:32 · answer #5 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-20 17:40:49 · answer #6 · answered by Deb 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-20 17:40:22 · answer #7 · answered by Paul K 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha!
2006-10-20 17:40:10 · answer #8 · answered by TJD 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jason got punked - HILARIOUS
2006-10-20 17:53:58 · answer #9 · answered by mightywok 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
stupid kid, he shd hav circumcised during his vacation!!! he cant go to school and wear pants/slacks/shorts after circumsed thats insane ><" he need to wait till wounds heal up
2006-10-20 17:41:35 · answer #10 · answered by xapao 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋