Don't Do Drugs
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the 1st one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this...
and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to
the 2nd boy) "Well, your honor I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"
"Well, I used a similar approach. (draws two circles)
I said, (pointing to the small circle) this is your asshole before prison......"
2006-10-20 10:28:59 · 14 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry about the fowl language at the end ,i posted it and forget to edit . no reports PLEASE!!!
2006-10-20 10:38:00 · update #1
looks like i offended the 'tominator' hahaha
2006-10-21 01:46:05 · update #2
I got caught by my boss reading this for i was not able to control and i lol, but im just so lucky that he liked ur jokes and ask me to send the link to him...thanks to u...
2006-10-23 10:31:24 · answer #1 · answered by hugme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-10-20 10:37:54 · answer #2 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO....I have bronchitis and I had a coughing fit from laughing so hard....loving it...PS: you made an entire room of people laugh too.....
2006-10-20 10:37:15 · answer #3 · answered by })i({ J and D's Momma })i({ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
more ha ha, c link.
2006-10-20 10:45:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one dude, real funny
2006-10-20 10:32:11 · answer #5 · answered by the one and only robertc1985 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really funny
2006-10-20 10:40:22 · answer #6 · answered by kate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is really funny!!
2006-10-20 10:31:52 · answer #7 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh, heh, thats too damn funny.
2006-10-20 13:23:51 · answer #8 · answered by TONI L F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old joke, but thanks for the 2 points numb-nuts
2006-10-20 10:34:06 · answer #9 · answered by Tominator 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny as hell. Thanks for the laugh man!
2006-10-20 10:45:53 · answer #10 · answered by Liamm B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋