2006-10-20 10:17:20 · 14 answers · asked by truckergb2002 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
She goes to the pearly gates and the Saint asks, "What are you here for?"
To which she replies, "I don't know. I opened a letter and the next thing I know, I am here!"
He looks down at his list and says, "Hm-mm...yes. That was a letter from us. An advertisement."
Confused, the woman asked, "YOU sent me an advertisement? Why?"
Saint Peter said, "Trying to bring in business. No one ever makes it up into here any more."
2006-10-20 13:22:05 · answer #1 · answered by Smo 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It was the funniest joke in the world. Others died when they read it - but at least they died happy. People quickly realised that reading the weapon was deadly. Soon the government was using it as a lethal weapon!
2006-10-20 10:31:37 · answer #2 · answered by lianhua 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u read tht letter 4 every 1
2006-10-20 14:55:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Her husband finds her dead reads the letter and laughs... his mother is coming to town.
2006-10-20 10:31:25 · answer #4 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The rest of the anthrax spills on the floor.
Or she is announced as lottery winner.
2006-10-20 10:28:31 · answer #5 · answered by Evisiron 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Her son fines her and goes to collect life insurence.
2006-10-20 10:23:49 · answer #6 · answered by Shorty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the letter falls on the floor ... lol
2006-10-20 10:26:24 · answer #7 · answered by La parisienne ! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she gets a paper cut on her way to the floor?
2006-10-20 13:26:40 · answer #8 · answered by TONI L F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
george bush gets worried coz he knows he's next
2006-10-20 10:20:46 · answer #9 · answered by egger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she dies laffing at the joke
2006-10-21 03:06:40 · answer #10 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋