She is a professional mime so maybe they share make-up secrets but I never heard her say anything.
She went to the rodeo last week and since then they keep showing up whenever we go out.
2006-10-20 10:10:04 · 12 answers · asked by MЯ BAIT™ 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Follow the following steps:
1)Tie an inflatable doll wearing your wife’s dress and clown make up
2)Place it on mechanical Bull in your front lawn and give out free turkey jerky and Mexican beer.
3)Call the Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey circus telling them we have their “missing run away clown” on my front lawn bring a big net.
4)Then just sit back and watch party.
2006-10-23 02:36:25 · answer #1 · answered by Kenshin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever seen the movie Shakes The Clown? If you have then you know rodeo clowns are evil. If you have not go find it and check it out.
2006-10-20 10:13:32 · answer #2 · answered by Biker 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My daddy is previous being concerned as to whom i carry close out with. My spouse handles that accountability now. That scares me greater in any case. There are no evil clowns basically evil hearts and evil perceptions.
2016-11-24 20:14:06 · answer #3 · answered by dodsonjr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rodeo clowns are leading cause of death right now..
and there is no good way to get rid of them..
2006-10-20 10:14:27 · answer #4 · answered by roy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe she gave a little behind the rodeo benches, if you know what I mean
2006-10-23 03:11:40 · answer #5 · answered by Boo Boo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As with many predators, their vision is based on movement and they have a heightened sense of smell.
You and your girlfriend should stand very still so that they can't see you, and then throw a parma ham behind them, such that the smell acts as a decoy, allowing you and your girlfriend to escape.
2006-10-21 23:31:48 · answer #6 · answered by Chrisso De La Zouch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let a bull loose whenever you're out with her. That'll keep 'em occupied.
And please, make sure there's plenty of doors and windows in the glass room she's in. She'll get fingerprints all over the walls otherwise.
2006-10-20 10:16:01 · answer #7 · answered by NYC Tim 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell her to quit clowning around.
2006-10-20 10:12:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need to get a new profession if you don't want clowns around her.
2006-10-20 10:11:41 · answer #9 · answered by sassybree1979 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just tell them "She's mime! Not yours, so stop clownin' around, Damn it she's mime, all mime, and I am not willing to share."
2006-10-20 12:16:28 · answer #10 · answered by Rachel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋