She is 31 and quite a catch. In shape and quite attractive with a good sense of humor. However, she has this game she says she used to play with her sister. She tells me to close my eyes and wait for a few seconds. She then tells me to smell her finger. Sometimes she "claims" it smells like cinnamon sticks or flowers. And when I smell it, it smells horrible. Like rotting garbage. And she laughs like crazy. Anyways, the last time we played this game I decided to peek. I saw her reach into the back of her underwear. And I was thinking, how in the hell does she get cinnamon sticks or flowers in her butt? And why doesn't it smell like them? What is going on here?
2006-10-20 07:53:55 · 13 answers · asked by cannonball 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I'm sorry man.....that has got to be the funniest damn thing I have read on here in a while. If she has been kind of freaky in bed, I would bet that she is trying to get things to a new "plateau". Sorry for you if that is the case.
At any rate, feel good....your question had to make just about everyone laugh that read it.!!!
Thanks.
2006-10-20 08:01:17 · answer #1 · answered by clipsegsxwidsm 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am laughing my head off right now!! That is so funny, well if it smells nasty, its probably her butt you are smelling and not cinnamon sticks or flowers.
2006-10-20 07:57:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This surely has to be a joke, if not then play a game w/her. Say close your eyes and wait.......get dog poo and have her smell it or poke her in the eye. Say "see...not near as funny now is it?". lol.
2006-10-20 08:01:50 · answer #3 · answered by sideways 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why would you air such a private question here?!I hope she see it and sticks her finger in your butt for you to sniff.
2006-10-20 07:57:22 · answer #4 · answered by gibbyguys 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should play this game with her sister.
2006-10-20 07:57:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
well your wife sounds like a real winner NOT and of course you know what that makes you???
2006-10-20 07:57:58 · answer #6 · answered by junebug_jewel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude that is funny sh*t - your wife is nasty - but f*cking funny!!!
Sorry no advice for you - she is f*cked in the head man!!!
2006-10-20 08:50:36 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!!!! The next time she does it, rub her finger in her face.
2006-10-20 08:12:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
sounds like a pretty shitty catch to me
2006-10-20 07:57:19 · answer #9 · answered by millard m 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you serious? She's giving you the sh!t finger.
At least she's not making you taste it...
2006-10-20 07:56:23 · answer #10 · answered by Coz 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋