There were 3 construction workers on their lunch break... a Mexican, an Italian, and a Blonde. The Mexican looked in his lunch bag and said,"if i get a burrito one more time for lunch, i am going to jump off a building. The Italian looked in his lunch bag, saw pasta and said,"if i get pasta for lunch one more time... i am going to jump off this building. The blonde guy opened his lunch bag and said,"if i get a salad one more time... i am going to jump off this building. The next day at about the same time.. the men opened their lunches and saw the same thing. They all jumped off of the building and died. At their funeral the mexian's wife said,"if i would have known that he didnt want a burritio i would have packed something different for him." The Italian's wife said,"If i would have known that he didnt want pasta i would have packed something different for him too." The Blonde's wife said to both of them,"I'm very sad too, but he packed his own lunch."
2006-10-20 07:52:03 · 22 answers · asked by brown_eyed _blondie 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
:)
2006-10-20 07:54:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There where three guys who were very good friends. 2 where smart, but one was stupid. Anyhow, they had a neighboor who owned three apple trees, which they would often climb up and steal the apples from. Well one day they where each in the farmers trees(one in each tree) When the owner came home. Quickly the thieves climbed higher in the trees, but he( the owner of the trees) thought he saw some movement in the trees, So he went to the first tree where the 1st smart man was hiding, and kicked it. Well this man was a fast thinker, and he answered with a "meow" The owner figured it was just a cat, and moved on to the second tree. The second tree where the 2nd smart man was hiding, and kicked. This man was also a quick thinker and answered with a "tweet" so the the owner figured it was just a bird. Now, the last tree was where the stupid man was hiding, but he had caught on to what his friends where hiding, and was ready. So when the owner kicked the tree he was in he answered with a "moo"
2006-10-20 15:26:32 · answer #2 · answered by terra_chan 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Awesome!
2006-10-20 15:47:44 · answer #3 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blonde stud walks up to barmaid and says "What do ya think of these muscles on my chest?" Barmaid says "I don't see your muscles." So stud tears open his shirt and exposes some big masculine chest muscles. Barmaid stares and finally says, "I don't see your dick."
2006-10-20 14:57:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Strange but funny
2006-10-20 15:52:48 · answer #5 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it not as funny as the first time
2006-10-20 15:36:43 · answer #6 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simply Hillarious!
Beats my jokes!
this is going in my website on the new jokes section read them at workjokes.com!
I'll put it in.
2006-10-20 15:03:17 · answer #7 · answered by HelldogAssassin5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya, I've heard that 1 b4. Always makes me laugh!
2006-10-20 14:54:34 · answer #8 · answered by Mimi C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is pretty funny. I copied your joke and sent it to some of my friends.
2006-10-20 14:55:21 · answer #9 · answered by meisa777 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wish i could give you 10 points. that was great. its nice to hear the roles reverse
2006-10-20 14:58:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive hear that one before and you can do better than that
2006-10-20 20:48:24 · answer #11 · answered by anna 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋