A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas ranger decided to track him down.
After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck up behind him, put his trusty six-shooter to the bandit's head, and said, "You're under arrest. Tell me where you hid the loot or I'll blow your brains out."
But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish. Fortunately, a bilingual lawyer was in the saloon and translated the Ranger's message. The terrified bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was buried under the oak tree in back of the cantina.
"What did he say?" asked the Ranger.
The lawyer answered, "He said 'Get lost, you D!ckhead. You wouldn't dare shoot me.'"
2006-10-20 07:50:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pretty Funny.
2006-10-20 07:53:09 · answer #1 · answered by meisa777 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It shows a lawyers true colors,
My dad is going to get a kick out of this one,
waite I have friend that has tons of jokes, she was telling me all kinds last night. I'll get some from her.
2006-10-20 07:58:39 · answer #2 · answered by danksprite420 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOH! That's bad!
*smirk*
2006-10-20 07:53:32 · answer #3 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one... but heard to many like it
2006-10-20 08:20:21 · answer #4 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that funny
2006-10-20 10:20:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
don,t quit your day job.....
2006-10-20 07:54:35 · answer #6 · answered by ineedsomecoffeenow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mhhhhhhh.... OK... Good ...however now not so humorous... Tell me hows those: Yeha.... I understand historical ones, however nonetheless.... ???? ???? ??? ??? ????? ???? ?? ??? ?? ??? ??? ?? ???? ?? ???? ????? ?? ??? ??? ???? (???? ??)- ???-??? ?? ?? ??? ?? ???? ??? ?? ???! ???? ??? ?? ???! ???? (???? ??)- ????? ??? ??? ??, ??? ??????? ?? ???? ???? ?? ?? ?? ??? ?? ??? ?? ???????? ??? ??? ??? ??? ?? ????? two) ?? ??? ?? ???? ?? ??? ???? ?? ??? ???.. ???? ???? ???? ????.. ??? ?? ???? ??? ????? ?????? ??? ???.. ???? ??? ???-??? ?? ????? ??? ???? ???? ????? ????? ????? ????? ???
2016-09-01 00:04:02 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!!
2006-10-20 08:56:03 · answer #8 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋