You got drunk at the office Xmas party and next thing you know you wake up with a bangng headache and Osama's there looking satisfied. He asks if you want to 'do it again'?
2006-10-20 07:41:01 · 28 answers · asked by Apollo C 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
FRANK!!!!! get off the computer!
2006-10-20 07:43:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, I would get out my hand cuffs. Cuff him and while he thinks I am preparing for some kinky stuff, I would call the FBI. He has a very high bounty on his head! Before all of that, I would make sure I dressed him in my prettiest pink thongs and garter with some fish net stockings and heels. I would call a newspaper reporter to take pictures and make sure the feds could not cheat me out of my bounty money!
2006-10-20 14:53:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would know he was full of **** because there is no booze on this earth that would make me do it with that bastard the booze would however make me lure him and then castrate him let him suffer awhile......while I have a few more martini's and then off witt his head matey.........and I would sing hey don't you wish your gilrfriend was hottttt like me.... don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me...as I walked off into the sunset saving mankind from devil himself..sureilll
2006-10-20 14:54:39 · answer #3 · answered by COOKIE 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Id whip out my deer rifle and palnt one between his eyes,and then hang his head on my cabin wall next to my boars head.
2006-10-20 14:45:36 · answer #4 · answered by gibbyguys 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Id say yes and handcuff him to the bed ... then call the cops and call a phyciatrist for myself.
2006-10-20 14:45:38 · answer #5 · answered by xoxocindysxoxo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Consider myself better than the whole of the US Gov't. Of course then I ask him why HE thought HE was being hunted, and of course ask HOW he was involved and for any EVIDENCE thereof.
2006-10-20 14:45:20 · answer #6 · answered by red2queen 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would turn him in to the police for a HUGE reward!
2006-10-20 14:43:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
call Bush and see if he offered me more than the reward that's being offered,so he could take the glory.
2006-10-20 14:45:36 · answer #8 · answered by punkin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I cut his nuts off w/ a rusty scissor and make him swallow them whole!!
Mr Happy
;o)
2006-10-20 14:43:26 · answer #9 · answered by hagtagg 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd have him brush his teeth first! Then I'd show him who his Mohamed is!
2006-10-20 14:45:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would say Osama... what happened in this cave stays in this cave.
2006-10-20 14:43:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋