When the good Lord was making the world, he called Man aside and bestowed upon him 20 years of normal sex life. Man was horrified, but the Creator refused to budge. Then the Lord called the Monkey and gave him 20 years.
"But I don't need 20 years," said the Monkey. "Ten years is plenty."
"May I have the other 10 years?" asked Man. The Monkey agreed. The Lord called the Lion next and also gave him 20 good years. The Lion also only wanted 10, so again Man asked for the remaining ten. Then came the Donkey, who was also granted 20 years. Like the others, 10 was more than enough. Man again asked for the spare ten years and got them.
This explains why Man has 20 years of normal sex life, 10 years of monkeying around, 10 years of lion 'bout it, and 10 years of making an *** out of himself.
2006-10-20 07:05:39 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very nice!
2006-10-20 07:07:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
intercourse is important to faith. Why do you think of virginity is so significant? because of the fact intercourse isconsidered the main necessary present that would properly be shared between a guy and spouse. interior the OT in case you weren't a virgin at marriage, you have been stoned to demise, because of the fact intercourse = a woman's self properly worth. forget love, faith is all with regard to the genitals.
2016-10-02 12:15:17 · answer #2 · answered by vanderbilt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good one. Thank god for monkey, dog, lion and donkey.
2006-10-20 10:14:58 · answer #3 · answered by mulan78 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think your theory is all wrong. I've been monkeying around, lion about it, and making an as$ out myself my whole life.
2006-10-20 07:08:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
nice picture, someone with looks, shouldn't monkey around with men sex life, I'm pertty sure you would be unhappy if men only had 10 years of a sex life.
2006-10-20 07:11:03 · answer #5 · answered by dariusgalaxy 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Cute
2006-10-20 07:08:23 · answer #6 · answered by andi b 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Not too funny but I did get it
2006-10-20 07:48:07 · answer #7 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's an old one
2006-10-20 07:08:28 · answer #8 · answered by barrettins 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Not bad
2006-10-20 07:12:55 · answer #9 · answered by 90 civic 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ha ha
2006-10-20 07:18:11 · answer #10 · answered by bjtrots 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
badum ching
2006-10-20 07:07:40 · answer #11 · answered by Drofsned 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋