A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver's side. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"Ahhh!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex!"
2006-10-20 06:36:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!
2006-10-20 06:39:27 · answer #1 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 12:14:00 · answer #2 · answered by vanderbilt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one. I guess blondes and lawyers need to hang out.
2006-10-20 06:40:32 · answer #3 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
iam a lawyer
2006-10-20 07:21:12 · answer #4 · answered by bob v 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The ripper get ripped.
2006-10-20 10:28:54 · answer #5 · answered by mulan78 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoL I'm sending this to my Boss... He's an attorney!!!
2006-10-20 06:41:59 · answer #6 · answered by queenmackerel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that was veryy funny!
2006-10-20 06:45:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it
2006-10-20 06:46:23 · answer #8 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Too funny!!
2006-10-20 08:42:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol! and there goes half a manicure!!
2006-10-20 06:47:21 · answer #10 · answered by BAMBAM1970 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very, Very FUNNY LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
2006-10-20 06:40:38 · answer #11 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋