What are some of the best excuses you have ever used?

Question

My dog ate my homework.

Answer 1

1) I had the runs and had to go back home.
2)My toilet bowl overflowed and I couldn't turn the water off.
3) "I have a really bad (cough, cough) flu thing."
4) I had to take my child to the ER
5) I fell down the subway steps and sprained my ankle
6) The alarm didn't go off, there was a power cut
7) I nearly got mugged - I'm in shock.
8) There was a fire in my apartment block.
9) I can't find my bra
10)I forgot it was Monday
11) It was too icy to go out
12) I didn't sleep one wink because of the humidity
13) I'm having a bad hair day.
14) The cat seems to be dying
15) My hair's falling out in handfuls
16) I have a fever
17) My mother's seriously ill
18) We have mice -have to stay home for the vermin control people
19) The cat threw up on my homework
20) A thug stole my homework on the bus
21) I got bitten by something mysterious
22) A skunk sprayed my clothes
23) A tree fell on the car and wrecked it
24)My computer crashed -I lost everything
25) I have terrible allergies -can't stop sneezing
26) My best friend had an accident
27) My Mom spilled coffee on my homework
28) I've broken out into a rash
29 No one remembered to change the clocks
30) A tooth fell out -have to see the dentist at once.

Answer 2

I worked as a test technician for a large electronics firm. In our process, an inspector had to sign off on a part before it went on through the rest of our process.

We had this one inspector that was habitually tardy, at the start of the shift. We had a 24 hour, three shift plant, so the process ran, virtually non-stop. But, because this guy was always as much as a half hour late, we'd very often have an entire crew waiting on this one guy.

One day, a manager walked in and saw the crew sitting and standing around. When he asked what was going on, we told him. None of US wanted to get in trouble over this one guy. The manager waited (about 15 minutes) for the inspector to show up. The manager lit into him in a MAJOR fashion, finally, wrapping up the tirade with the question, "What makes you think you can come in any time you want?"

The inspector's answer, with a perfectly straight face was, "Well, I GOTTA have my breakfast, don't I?"

The manager agreed and told him he can have all the breakfasts he wanted, just don't bother to come in HERE, afterward.

Answer 3

This has been this kind of wellknown excuse via the years for plenty of pupils. The instructor could routinely consider that you just have been mendacity. I had been accused of now not drawing a photograph of a mouse again within the day. The instructor gave me an 'F' due to the fact that she felt I used to be now not being fair. I challenged the instructor to look at me draw the mouse and to supply me an 'A' if she believed me. Well, I did and he or she gave me my 'A.' You could get your mothers and fathers or roommates to write down out whatever approximately the truth that this rather occurred. It nonetheless can be as much as the instructor to exhibit popularity. I desire you so much luck. What we could then say to those matters? If GOD be for us, WHO may also be towards us? - Romans eight:31 The Lord day-to-day loadeth us with BENEFITS, even the GOD of our salvation. Selah. - Psalm sixty eight:19 Peace!

Answer 4

I'm sorry but the state police are teaching me right now, on I-95, how to drive in a car chase.
For real.
They didn't give me a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving either.
This was a while ago though. Haven't had the opportunity to use that excuse again, unfortunately!

Answer 5

for not having homework?

* I once turned in the wrong assignment on purpose. Old homework from another class. The teacher didn't notice until the next day. When she questioned me about it, I said "really?? Let me check if I have it!!" and then fumbled through my papers before producing it. "I must have turned that in by mistake!"

Answer 6

I was once late to work because all my jeans were in the dryer. I told my boss that and he thought it was just another excuse so I told him to come over and see. I lived right down the street from where I worked and he came over. Yes, I really had all my jeans in the dryer. I washed them the night before and forgot to put them in the dryer. He said, I guess I'll see ya in a hour.

Answer 7

Excuses for what?If Im absent in school,I will send an excuse letter to my teacher saying that I have a diarrhea.

Answer 8

Lol well once i told my GM that car Ran over Muddy water which scrwed My clothes so i had to go back home and change Lol
Althought i actually Overslept

Answer 9

I spent last night in the Emergency Room - vomiting, kidney infection, flu.

Answer 10

i got in trouble for eating the last peice of cake (classic!) and i said that i didnt know where it went. my mom and i were the only ones in the house. she didnt eat it. i said that maybe the toothfairy ate it to make her teeth rot and fall out to add to her collection. haaaaahaa!!!!!!!! (i was 4)