A young man in love with a girl he wanted to f**k was so ashamed if his pen*s that he was afraid of bringing up the question, or of letting her see him naked. One dark night he drove her around in his car and parked in a dark lane. As they kissed he surreptitiously opened his fly and put his weapon in her hand. "Thanks," she said. "But you know I don't smoke,"
2006-10-20 06:09:51 · 21 answers · asked by hazelshine 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What in the hell was that guy thinking? We might not know until the day they make that joke into a movie.
2006-10-20 06:17:17 · answer #1 · answered by Drew 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one1
2006-10-20 13:38:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A real man doesn't care about the size of his member. A real man doesn't care as long as he gets off.
2006-10-20 13:12:41 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. PhD 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL..dats funny, she tryin 2 say it's small.
2006-10-20 13:11:57 · answer #4 · answered by living_likeathug 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i lmao i give it a 10+
2006-10-20 13:15:18 · answer #5 · answered by ms01 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do girls usually tell jokes like this?
2006-10-20 13:15:36 · answer #6 · answered by lorpse 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor dude lol but that was funny
2006-10-20 13:27:25 · answer #7 · answered by Ally A 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
virgina slim or camel wide?
2006-10-20 13:29:01 · answer #8 · answered by misseryman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one... boy was he thin... I don't smoke either
2006-10-20 13:12:39 · answer #9 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2006-10-20 13:56:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋