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I have a friend that is horney as hell...left her man ...and dog chewed up her toy.She has no money to buy new toy. What should she do?

2006-10-20 06:04:44 · 22 answers · asked by charlie_barker8104 1 in Pets Dogs

22 answers

Go find her a decent man.

2006-10-20 06:05:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

First of all she learn her lesson never leave anything where a dog can reach. Second of all she is just going to have to go for the real thing till she has $$ to buy new one. But don't blame the dog for it its always us people that leave things laying around then a dog gets bored and chews things up.

2006-10-20 06:09:21 · answer #2 · answered by Cares 2 · 1 0

Perhaps if she got a job, she would have money. And be more desirable so a man would be interested in helping her. If she's desperate, she can always walk down the street and trick a little for money. Then when she's in prison one of the other prisoners will be happy to help.

2006-10-20 06:14:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hmmmmm... is her dog a male or female? maybe she could find something to do with her pets. Hey!! don't be sick.. what were all of you thinking.. haha...

Get a new toy or wait for her man to come back..

2006-10-20 06:07:29 · answer #4 · answered by Wolfeyen 2 · 0 0

Why don't you go over there and pleasure her?

She could also get a un-ripe banana or cucumber for under a buck. Get a normal size cucumber though - don't ruin yourself down there!

2006-10-20 06:09:28 · answer #5 · answered by DiRTy D 5 · 0 0

Enjoy the jaggy bits the dog has made =P

2006-10-20 06:38:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Must be a WEBCAM Scam. If not utilize free porn downloands on the internet and use your hand. Thats if you choose not to cheat.

2006-10-20 06:07:26 · answer #7 · answered by aukasted1 2 · 0 0

Well Charlie I guess you have to help her. However if you're not interested, try Veggies, Fruits, shower massage, fingers, candles, geez tell her to use her imagination. Can't that hard.

2006-10-20 06:15:45 · answer #8 · answered by Mightymo 6 · 0 0

tie two socks together - makes a great toy for a dog.

2006-10-20 06:07:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Why dont the both of you try it on, because you already know she horny minus her toy.

2006-10-20 06:07:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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