1) That's not right .................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive?........ Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP.......................... Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man .......................... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ......................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ............ Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table .. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift ........ Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here .............. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ..... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone ........... No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week.. Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight ............... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile ....... Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive ........ Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great ................................ Fa Kin Su Pah
2006-10-20 04:50:23 · 71 answers · asked by Janey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
People im not racist - im from a mixed culture!
2006-10-20 04:54:46 · update #1
I don't know what's racist about thi? This isn't racist it is just funny. I have to admit that I laughed outloud at five or six of them. Incidentally, don't pay too much attention to the frightened folks who scream racism every time another race is referred to. In my experience, I find that about 95% of the palm wringers who cry racism don't even understand what constitutes racism.
2006-10-20 04:58:17 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Curious 6 · 12⤊ 0⤋
Fa Kin Su Pah
2006-10-20 14:35:15 · answer #2 · answered by onlyme 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Aboslutely hilarious!
And for the record...I love the Chinese culture, so don't assume that just because we make or enjoy jokes like this we're racist. Racist would be something derogatory and insulting about the Chinese culture. I grew up in Taiwan and absolutely LOVED every minute of it. The people were so warm and friendly and gracious - I keep hoping that I'll have some time/excuse to go back and visit.
In addition, I'm ethnically Indian but I enjoy tasteful and good humor from Indian comedians (or any other comedians for that matter) that mock the "stereotypical" Indian accents or professions. (Apu in the Kwik-E-Mart, anyone? - that Episode where he tells Homer "Please do not offer my God a peanut" when Homer tries to give the statue of Lord Ganesha a peanut cracks me up every time...
Lighten up, folks, and have a sense of humor.
(Besides, how do you know that the poster isn't actually Chinese himself?)
2006-10-20 05:24:22 · answer #3 · answered by Lexie 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
this is so extra chinese language jokes for you: The chinese language husband.. A single chinese language Chef owns a chinese language eating place, and sooner or later a captivating chinese language female walks in. He immediately walks over and asks her out on a date. She consents. They bypass out for a on a similar time as, and quickly, the guy proposes to her. She says "sure, yet formerly we do, there is something you're able to be able to desire to appreciate. I easily have never had the intercourse, yet i've got study it." He says that this is no longer a difficulty, and that they are married. On their honeymoon, the guy tells his spouse that when you consider that she's a virgin, she would be in a position to compliment what they do first. She says "Oh, maximum honorable husband. i'm commemorated to be your spouse, even although I easily have never had the intercourse, yet i've got study it. So, I easily have chosen to have the sixty 9. The Chef husband seems at a loss for words, and after thinking approximately it, he says "you choose.. the beef and broccoli?" chinese language little one.. A chinese language couple had a sparkling little one. The nurse brings them over a pretty, healthful, bouncy, black little one boy. "Congratulations," says the nurse to the hot father and mom. "what's going to you call the little one?" The puzzled father seems at his new baby and says "i think of we are able to call him "Sum Ting Wong." .. ('some' 'element' 'incorrect'.. lol)
2016-12-08 18:00:54 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good my friend...but I've heard them before...and you got the sane response as the last time this was posted.....All the do gooders jumping up and down calling you a racist....
THERE IS NOTHING RACIST ABOUT THIS QUESTION......IT IS A JOKE IN THE FORM OF A STATEMENT..... You do gooders should get a life and a sense of humour....
2006-10-20 09:07:14 · answer #5 · answered by blissman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fa Kin Su Pah!!!!!!! hahahaha
2006-10-20 05:06:32 · answer #6 · answered by ConfusedStudent 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely Fabulous - to coin a phrase. They are not racist as such. I can see why someone would get upset and in some instances they would be right but I don't think so in this. This is light hearted and I like it!
2006-10-20 11:14:36 · answer #7 · answered by Clare 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was Fa Kin Su Pah, great stuff
2006-10-20 06:06:11 · answer #8 · answered by dark-knight 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hysterical!!! Very funny humor aimed at the English Language!!
2006-10-20 05:00:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! Loved number 7!
2006-10-20 04:52:30 · answer #10 · answered by michmac75 4 · 9⤊ 0⤋