It's a cold, rainy day and I need a laugh.
2006-10-20 04:33:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well if it isn't that big old mass of wiggling noodles! Learn to love the rain. It is really very funny.
2006-10-20 04:36:25 · answer #1 · answered by a_delphic_oracle 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I believe in intelligient design, but not the ID that creationsists have hijacked. ID started out not as an alternative to the Big Bang/Evolution combo theory, but as a way to explain how they started, that they were set in motion by a Creator.
Then the Christians hijacked it to be a synonym of Creationism.
I beleive in the Big Bang. I believe the Deity set it in motion. I believe that somehow (maybe the Deity intervened) the inanimate objects gained life, and then evolved to everything we have today. (If the deity did intervene to create life, it is the only time the Deity has intervened.)
2006-10-20 04:43:58 · answer #2 · answered by Byron A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually,if you'd do some IR,Intelligent Research,you would find that science is also beginning to lean towards Intelligent Design.They are realizing that the universe is much too complex to have just "appeared" out of some chemical reaction.The Theory of Evolution is finally being put to the test,and it is failing miserably.But,if you don't believe me,by all means,research it for yourself.
2006-10-20 05:17:24 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You need a laugh? Instead of gravity, how about the intelligent falling theory?
2006-10-20 04:35:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes
2006-10-20 04:35:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Uninteligent Chaos theory here
2006-10-20 04:34:52 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think intelligent design is another word for God created us!
2006-10-20 04:51:20 · answer #7 · answered by . 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Praise be to he who hath been touched by his noodly appendage. How can you question the Almighty Pasta's plan? May Pastafarians everywhere pray for your eternal meatballs.
~RAmen~
2006-10-20 04:37:35 · answer #8 · answered by lbgrowl 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Sure, I'll indulge you:
A man walks into a bar
"ouch"
Keep warm my friend.
2006-10-20 04:35:50 · answer #9 · answered by daisyk 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure your noodley appendages can lure them out of their hiding spaces....
2006-10-20 04:41:13 · answer #10 · answered by genaddt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋