2006-10-20 04:06:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
umm i guess itd be smashed on my butt considering im sitting so id proably just waddle into the bathroom hoping none of it came out my pant leg and preceed to peel it off and jump in the shower then take my clothes to the washer...eeww....thats gross...
2006-10-20 04:09:38 · answer #1 · answered by cutenwild1769 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd have to get up off of the couch I am laying on in the basement and wander upstairs to the bathroom, and since the couch I am on right now is my bed and I am not wearing and pants or any underwear I would be quite sad, it would be a real bad situation, hopefully this doesn't happen
2006-10-20 11:09:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get to the bathroom quickly here at work. Take that underwear off and clean up best as possible. Then make a phone call to a friend of mine to come get a key to my apartment and bring me back a new pair...and probably a new pairs of jeans.
2006-10-20 11:11:55 · answer #3 · answered by Justin G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After I changed my pants, I'd probably go to the doctor. ...bc if I can't control myself better than that I have a serious problem.
2006-10-20 11:18:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sitting on my chair. I fart thinking nothing of it. I fart again & here it comes. I quickly jump grabbing the thigh of my pantleg to close the escape route of the unwelcomed visitor. I hobble up the stairs to the bathroom where I may cleanse myself. The end.
2006-10-20 11:10:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Find something sharp and cut your wrists. If you are on the verge of dieing no one will notice that you **** your pants.
2006-10-20 11:10:00 · answer #6 · answered by Blake H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About 15 steps or waddles whatever, to my bathroom. haha
2006-10-20 11:09:50 · answer #7 · answered by cia939 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stay that way for a while. hmmm nice warm poopy pants just gotta love it
2006-10-20 11:08:40 · answer #8 · answered by R C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to the restroom and cut off my boxers and clean up lol
2006-10-20 11:07:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
about 20 to my car and to get the hell out of here...
2006-10-20 11:22:24 · answer #10 · answered by serenity113001 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋