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My 80 pound puppy came up nosed my hubby on the bum and then burped very loudly.
Mood killer to say the least.

2006-10-20 03:41:49 · answer #1 · answered by momofmodi 4 · 1 0

My acquaintances and that i lived mutually in a huge residing house. After a nighttime out, I delivered my significant different residing house for sex. i replaced into below the effect of alcohol so I in basic terms dropped my pants and went to city. For however reason my roommate barges in the door searching for something and yeah. For years him and my pals called my potato sack.

2016-12-05 01:05:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

My husband and her wife walked in on us...they were both naked mind you. I didn't even realize my old man was cheating. Oh well...we made a it regular swap thing after that. Everything was out in the open and the sex was off the charts!

2006-10-20 03:40:28 · answer #3 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 0 0

kicked over a small table and a lamp broke on the floor and we had to somehow walk past the broken glass to go get the dustpan.....we finished our business before cleaning up of course....

2006-10-20 04:40:07 · answer #4 · answered by Jim G 7 · 0 0

2 points.

2006-10-20 03:58:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I sneezed while going down on my husband. He was almost there and after all that work I was not stopping to sneeze, I tried to resist, but I was weak!! ACHOO!! sorry bout that baby!

2006-10-20 03:45:09 · answer #6 · answered by Amber L 3 · 0 0

It was dark and I was in a 3some. I went to f*ck the chick in the rear and I ended up f*cking the dude instead.
He was a better lay anyway

2006-10-20 03:42:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

he wasnt doing a good job, and i had to fake it, but i got so into the faking that i didnt he realize that he had finished

2006-10-20 03:43:15 · answer #8 · answered by SHE HATE ME 5 · 0 0

couldn't get it in. LMAO. Just playin

2006-10-20 03:43:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

broke the bed.

2006-10-20 03:39:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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