When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. "Here," she said. "You must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "What did you do that for?"
"First check for bees."
2006-10-20 03:26:59 · 13 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO!!!
2006-10-20 03:29:59 · answer #1 · answered by JUST_ME 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tarzan always checks for squirrel - LOL- poor jane
2006-10-20 08:51:37 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Funny!
2006-10-20 03:31:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
or Jane could have said you put in you pull it out in out in out.
And Tarzan could have said make up you %&^*&^ mind do you want it in or out. HA HA HA Enjoyed your joke buddy
2006-10-20 04:50:18 · answer #4 · answered by zaazzy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thx 4 pts
2006-10-20 03:32:42 · answer #5 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha.
he used to Fu[k tree's!
and he used to check for bees!
so he did the same to her pu$$y!
awesome!
2006-10-20 03:33:06 · answer #6 · answered by HelldogAssassin5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You, a she Tarzaan?
Unnecessarily, you lost 5 points.....just for the last line...hahahaha
2006-10-20 03:32:58 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's funny .But you know being around all those monkeys he had to have learned something.
2006-10-20 03:29:51 · answer #8 · answered by RWIZ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey thanks for finding out the last line i love it even more now i will give it a 9
2006-10-20 03:57:53 · answer #9 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
good joke
2006-10-20 03:49:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i saw this joke on here at least once a day and i don't understand why people are still laughing..
2006-10-20 04:04:19 · answer #11 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋