Did you hear the one about the leprechaun lathe operator?
... turned himeself into a toadstool
2006-10-20 03:17:52 · 13 answers · asked by Professor 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No, they are not considered to be racist because Irish are white people, and white people have no rights in society today.
2006-10-20 03:20:14 · answer #1 · answered by nido_tr3s 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Professor, never heard this joke.......here is one for you...
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at
thousands of people in the forecourt below. The Queen says to the Pope out of the corner of her mouth, "I bet you a tenner that I can make
every English person in the crowd go wild with just a wave of my hand."
The Pope says, "No way. You can't do that."
The Queen says, "Watch this."
So the Queen waves her hand and every English person in the crowd goes crazy, waving their little plastic Union Jacks on sticks and cheering, basically going ballistic.
So the Pope is standing there thinking, "Uh oh, what am I going to do?
I never thought she'd be able to do it."
So he thinks to himself for a minute and then he turns to her and says,
"I bet you I can make every Irish person in the crowd go wild, not just
now, but for the rest of the week, with just one nod of my head."
The Queen goes, "No way, it can't be done."
So the Pope headbutts her...
2006-10-20 10:27:46 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it depends..
if it really makes fun of the Irish then yeah...
but if you like Irish people and it's not that bad then no..
it's all a matter of the level of racsim of the joke..
2006-10-20 11:04:52 · answer #3 · answered by sk8tbrdswdtw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't take offense to the Irish jokes. So am I allowed to make polish, mexican and black jokes?
2006-10-20 13:40:40 · answer #4 · answered by bill w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you kiss the Blarney Stone that cracked opened showing ( ) butt.
2006-10-20 10:31:22 · answer #5 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
most irish jokes are told by irish folk. you can't blame the truth on most of them.
2006-10-20 10:21:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To the ACLU and other bleeding heart liberals of their ilk, EVERYTHING is racist, EVERYTHING is offensive.
Even this answer is bigotted.
I weep for my country....
2006-10-20 10:43:03 · answer #7 · answered by paratroop327 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just about anything you say can be construed as racist today.
2006-10-20 10:20:26 · answer #8 · answered by WC 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no they aren't... Have you heard this one?
Two Irishmen walk out of a bar...
2006-10-20 10:21:41 · answer #9 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY........hahahahahah
2006-10-20 10:21:14 · answer #10 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋