Before you say ne thing MY DAUGHTER IS A LAW STUDENT .JUST A JOKE!!
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.
He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility....
Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"
A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away."
Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"
A: "The officer who responded to the scene."
Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"
A: "Yes, sir. With my life."
Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"
A: "Yes sir, we do!"
Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"
A: "Yes sir, I do."
Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"
A: "Yes sir."
Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?"
A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."
The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called.
The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback" line -- and we think he'll win.
2006-10-20 02:56:21 · 8 answers · asked by ridingthestorm_out 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no the attorney was NOT my daughter LOL She'd answer more like the cop did LOL , ty for the laugh :)
2006-10-20 03:11:58 · update #1
yeah, he will win...I too erupted in laughter and my wife called for a tea break............a nice one......thanks for the laughter.
By any chance, the lawyer wasn't your daughter?...hahaha
2006-10-20 03:07:11 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one.
Cop good
Lawyer bad
lol
2006-10-20 03:00:55 · answer #2 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-20 03:06:33 · answer #3 · answered by Webballs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is funny....hahahahah
2006-10-20 03:02:15 · answer #4 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've read that, its hilarious.
2006-10-20 02:59:49 · answer #5 · answered by tmills883 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE
2006-10-20 04:06:55 · answer #6 · answered by PRECIANA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's got my vote
2006-10-20 03:15:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was okay
2006-10-20 03:19:44 · answer #8 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋