Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to
go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under
the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail
you a check."
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you.
But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
"I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he
discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he had ever seen. But, just
as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman
go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain
himself any longer and yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
See, men just don't listen!
2006-10-20 02:13:44 · 31 answers · asked by untanuta 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's the very first time i have busted out laughing on this forum. very FUNNY. !!!
2006-10-20 02:17:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
2006-10-20 09:17:48 · answer #2 · answered by Angel Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good for a Friday
Its menace though as it has me thinking about a joke I heard about a parrot that repeats its self ( AND I CANNOT REMEMBER) good luck in your new job
2006-10-20 09:25:18 · answer #3 · answered by philipscottbrooks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAha. The parrot is the boss.
2006-10-20 09:22:09 · answer #4 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahh that was a good one.
sounds like my other half (the parrot that is)
2006-10-20 09:28:25 · answer #5 · answered by purple diamond 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotflmao!! that was tooooo funny!! lol!! i have a boyfriend who doesnt listen either!! but this joke just goes to show, its a "man" thing! lol
2006-10-20 09:22:38 · answer #6 · answered by p_y_t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my gosh that was a 10 for sure. loved it i lmao
2006-10-20 09:17:39 · answer #7 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the parrot had to be female
2006-10-20 09:50:40 · answer #8 · answered by chadangelmanjaro 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OHMYGOD that sounds like something that would happen to me... but it's funny!
2006-10-20 09:16:25 · answer #9 · answered by claytonj68 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great - I'll be repeating that one!
2006-10-20 09:19:40 · answer #10 · answered by amanning60 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋