A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first
exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign
attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and
said, "He mated 50 times last year."
They walked to the second pen which had a sign
attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year. "
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said,
"That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot
from him."
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign
attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull
mated 365 times last year."
The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her
husband's ribs, said, "That's once a day. You could
REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask
him if it was with the same cow
2006-10-20 01:52:42 · 11 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To the ladies out there, there is a lesson for you all in this.
Love you asker.
You deserve an Oscar.
2006-10-20 02:04:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny!
2006-10-20 08:55:18 · answer #2 · answered by virtuoso_pianist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one!
2006-10-20 09:04:37 · answer #3 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For a change, a short and sweet one from sanghy....hahahaha.....LOL
2006-10-20 08:55:29 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some people may take affiance to it
2006-10-20 09:13:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i lmao . thats a really good one
2006-10-20 09:06:10 · answer #6 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good knee-slapper!
2006-10-20 08:54:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but still funny
2006-10-20 15:01:15 · answer #8 · answered by m.p. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-10-20 09:12:47 · answer #9 · answered by Princess_29_71 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. im loving that answer.
2006-10-22 18:42:33 · answer #10 · answered by thatdude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋