10. Andrew Jackson: "When I withdraw money from the bank, instead of asking for twenties, I ask for 'Me's'."
9. James Garfield: "Every morning as I walk into Radio Shack, my co-workers have to play 'Hail To The Chief'."
8. George Washington: "I get the History Channel for free."
7. William Henry Harrison: "I don't just say 'no' when my wife wants to redo the kitchen--I veto it."
6. William McKinley: Surefire pickup line: "Want to 'Mount McKinley'?"
5. Richard Nixon: "Nothing."
4. Bill Clinton: "I always get V.I.P. treatment at strip clubs."
3. Zachary Taylor: "I'm named after the guy who...actually, I'd never heard of him until today."
2. Thomas Jefferson: "When I show up at Colonial Williamsburg, I get more tail than Frank Sinatra."
1. George W. Bush: "It's fun to buy rounds for everyone and send the tab to the White House."
y'all ladies and gents' like this?
2006-10-20 01:46:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Al Gore: "You get to claim that you are really the President without getting carted off to the mental hospital."
Hillary Clinton: "You get to claim that you were really the President from1993 to 2001, but are still eligible for the office starting in 2009."
2006-10-20 02:19:21 · answer #1 · answered by SPLATT 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a million. very nearly well known 2. bear in mind The Titans 3. woodland Gump 4. large 5. Ferris Bullers time without work 6. The darkish Knight 7. Peal Harbor 8. The computer 9. The 5 human beings You Meet In Heaven 10. great undesirable
2016-12-05 01:03:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like Bill Clinton one
2006-10-20 01:50:53 · answer #3 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! Number 4 was a good one!
2006-10-20 02:02:25 · answer #4 · answered by slvrZ28grl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its great my favorite one is number 4. lmao
2006-10-20 02:12:57 · answer #5 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is there in this joke, just like what is there in your name!
2006-10-20 01:53:31 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't listen to these know-nothings. I <3 it, it was excellente! lol, it was good, keep it up. Thanks for the laugh!
2006-10-20 02:26:01 · answer #7 · answered by Shorty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't understand the question
2006-10-20 01:49:56 · answer #8 · answered by mavroskotis 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
too long to read.....i remember only George Bush....!!
2006-10-20 02:12:03 · answer #9 · answered by Adele 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
whatever you was thinking !!!!!!;;; DON'T DO IT
grow up DUD
don't mean to be rood but this is really in't a question
2006-10-20 01:50:18 · answer #10 · answered by Donets'k 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋