"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant,
"you came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man."
"That's correct," says the defendant.
"Upon which," continues the prosecutor, "you take out a pistol and shoot your wife, killing her."
"That's correct," says the defendant.
"Then my question to you is, why did you shoot your wife and not her lover?" asked the prosecutor.
"It seemed easier," replied the defendant, "than shooting a different man every day!"
2006-10-20 01:43:51 · 10 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha... he chose an easier option.....good one...LOL
2006-10-20 02:00:51 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL. Save the bullets.
2006-10-20 02:16:35 · answer #2 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Full points.
2006-10-20 01:49:09 · answer #3 · answered by Knackers 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
population control
2006-10-20 01:46:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol...nice 1!!
am leaving work in a few min...its almost 5pm here...n am leaving wiv a smile...thx!! :)
2006-10-20 01:47:51 · answer #5 · answered by ky11 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh that's rotten funny but rotten.
2006-10-20 01:46:56 · answer #6 · answered by kate b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahha
2006-10-20 04:06:40 · answer #7 · answered by sk8tbrdswdtw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is not only funy but trueful:):)
2006-10-20 01:47:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
stupid lawyer even he should have seen that,
2006-10-20 08:12:42 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its an old joke...but still funny!!!!
2006-10-20 02:09:15 · answer #10 · answered by Adele 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋