Next song: "Angels We Have Heard Get High”
Weight Watchers meet a 7 p.m. @ First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
On Easter Sunday we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward & lay an egg on the altar.
Closing the service: Little Drops of Water. One of the ladies will start quietly & the rest of the congregation will join in.
Next Sunday a special collection will be taken towards a the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the carpet should come forward & do so.
Ladies of the church have cast off clothing. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
Thursday night--Potluck supper. Prayer & medication to follow.
Evening service’s topic: "What is Hell?" Come early & listen to our choir practice.
The 8th graders will be presenting “Hamlet" @ the church basement -Friday , 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 & 11
2006-10-20 01:02:57 · 10 answers · asked by Sugar 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its funny how some times just 1 word can change the whole meaning.
2006-10-20 01:12:52 · answer #1 · answered by ash 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>>>>> funny bulletins, hilarious >>>>some notices are written without application of mind and cause the laughter in us..
All are like sugar coated, but, I am diabetic..
2006-10-20 01:28:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think its bloopers and they need to get a new secretary to do the church bulletin.
2006-10-20 01:05:03 · answer #3 · answered by tiggerkitty3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now just what is the question here? Although some are very funny I don't see the question.
2006-10-20 01:18:24 · answer #4 · answered by john h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2006-10-20 01:10:16 · answer #5 · answered by s_ringler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones!
2006-10-20 02:16:20 · answer #6 · answered by Princess_29_71 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now why dont i get to see any of those when i go to church. lol
2006-10-20 01:13:49 · answer #7 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! lmao!
2006-10-20 01:07:34 · answer #8 · answered by virtuoso_pianist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they need someone new to make there signs bulletin's!
2006-10-20 01:12:08 · answer #9 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!! Thanks for the Laugh
2016-05-22 04:49:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋