If you send me your funny joke with your name I will feature it on my personal website with credi to you .. here http://peety-passion.com Thanks :o)
2006-10-20 01:00:58 · 16 answers · asked by Peety 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow- unfortunately I can only choose one as the best..But I am going to use a lot of these jokes at my website with CREDIT to you of course- so thanks.. :o) So keep the jokes coming..
2006-10-20 06:35:51 · update #1
A bear and a rabbit were taking a dump in the woods.
The bear looks down at the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with poo sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit replied, "No, not at all."
So the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit.
2006-10-20 01:02:59 · answer #1 · answered by dirftwood22 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Why is it a nasty proposal to play UNO with mexicans? Because they're going to continually scouse borrow your inexperienced-playing cards. A Mexican and a Blackman are in a vehicle. Who's using? A cop What's the change among a blackman and a bench? A bench can help a loved ones of 4 Why dosn't Mexico have an Olympic staff? Because all people that may run, leap and swim is already right here.
2016-08-31 23:53:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is your wife smart Enough ?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear Sweetheart:
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are
my sweetheart
Your husband
Joe
.
.
His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses
instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him
some other items...........
5. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and
I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!
Your Sweet Heart
Amanda
2006-10-20 01:06:32 · answer #3 · answered by Sandy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
two mentally disturbed men were playing imaginary shop(you know, like you play house) manA came up to manB who pretended he was behind a counter and said "may i please have some toilet paper?"he got slapped right across the face by manB as he asked why, manB replied "can't you see all these people in a que?" And now it was manA's turn to play shopkeeper manB stood inthe middle of the room for a while before he came to the counter and manA said "why are you standing there when there aren't any people?"manB said"could i please have some margarine?"he got a klap right across the face as manA said"have you ever seen margarine in a butchery" ha ha aha ha aha ha ha funny hey peety??south african style
2006-10-20 01:20:56 · answer #4 · answered by chev-poison 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta Grandpa."
The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.
The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma.
The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.
Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."
Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's office early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"
2006-10-20 01:47:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have the worst memory for jokes. I'm amazed by people who can just go from one to the next.
2006-10-20 01:04:34 · answer #6 · answered by ash 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know a woman is having a bad day?
When her tampons on her ear and she can't find her cigarettes.
2006-10-20 01:09:06 · answer #7 · answered by Brenty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bloke walks into a bar sits down next to this pretty girl and says to her I BET YA A 20 I CAN WALK OUT TO MY TRUCK GET MY WALLET AND STILL LISTEN TO YA TALK so she does he pulls his fake ear off and sits it down bout hald hr later he say the same i bet i can go out to my truck get my glasses and keep an eye on my drink he pulls out his fake eye sits it next to the drink hr later he turns to her and says i bet i can make love to you without you felling it so they go to his truck and go for it she says I CAN FEEL IT I CAN FEEL IT he says AGGHWELL YA WIN SOME YA LOSE SOME
2006-10-20 01:49:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a magic tractor was driving down the road.
it turned into a field...
2006-10-20 01:13:01 · answer #9 · answered by jonathanmusty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A female thinking shes smarter than a man... HAHAHA
2006-10-20 01:02:05 · answer #10 · answered by Random Friend 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋