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for me it was last winter i got a bucket of water and threw the water out on the road and watch a car hit a stop sign

2006-10-20 00:15:36 · 15 answers · asked by Juan C 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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We played a blinder on my Mum's birthday. Basically she's a huuuuge Meatloaf fan, and we bought her tickets for his gig at the Albert Hall on Monday (her actual birthday). So we had a bit of a party for her on Sunday so we could give her the tickets, which she had no idea about, by the way.
My brother came up with the idea that we should all give her something really crappy from each of us first. So I got her some plastic retractable pencils, my sister got her some cheap cookie cutters and my brother got her a potato peeler. None of which cost more than a pound. When she was opening them she tried her best to look happy, but you could see she was a bit p*ssed off. So we gave her the real present, which I had put into a box of chocolates. The label on it said 'Nothing is what it seems...!'. I don't think I've ever seen her so happy.

2006-10-20 00:51:52 · answer #1 · answered by Tish P 6 · 0 0

A couple of years ago, my husband and I got really drunk and started making phone calls. We got through to one business number with an answering machine. We used a line from Mrs Doubtfire, 'I am Job', In the most stupid accent we could. I would have loved to have been there on the monday, when people came into the office and heard that.

2006-10-20 00:50:43 · answer #2 · answered by Mummabear 5 · 0 0

I dated this guy who was not only a model but a complete @$$ as well. He was more vain than i was. He would spend half the time looking at himself in the mirror and fixing his hair. I was never allowed to even run my hands threw his hair! I found out from his brother that he was tryin 2 hook up with a friend of ours who would always gush over how much she loved his hair. 2 get back @ him and her i put Nair(a hair removal cream) in his conditioner! His hair fried and started falling out. I told him that i talked to his dad and found out premature hair-loss ran in his family. He almost cried and that chick ignored him after his hair was tore to hell! lol

Sugar is sweet...but not as sweet as revenge! lol

2006-10-20 02:16:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

me and my cousin threw some rocks in the road and watched some cars slide on them

2006-10-20 01:17:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well,when my physics sir was out of class,my friends and i sent the underdog theme song mixed with a south park soundclip to his phone tht he left on the table.we set it as a ringtone and put it on full volume.he came back and saw tht we were laughing and gave us a test to shut us up.Then the principal popped in to check the class,which was the best timing!i called up his cell and it yelled"HAVE NO FEAR THE UNDERDOG IS HERE......(eric cartmen from south park)-OI DoNT CALL ME FAT U F****** JEW!!.both of them jumped at the sound of it!it was hilarious.thank god i put ma phone off afta tht=)

2006-10-20 03:48:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

when i was a kid, hung a great big black teddy out of a bedroom window, tied round its kneck, shouted downstairs to my friends mum, someone is knocking on the back window, she peeped through the curtains on a cold dark night, screamed, flew accross the room and nearly had a heart attack, me and my mate were in fits of laughter, it was so funny at the time.

2006-10-20 00:21:13 · answer #6 · answered by leigha 5 · 2 1

i got a bag of oreos...stomped on them..put them in a plastic bag..threw it in the trashcan in social studies...and watched them scream...
oh..you have to add a little bit of water to it too..

2006-10-20 04:11:03 · answer #7 · answered by sk8tbrdswdtw 4 · 0 0

putting red lipgloss all over some friends hands and faces wen they were asleep so wen they woke up they thoght they were bleeding

2006-10-20 13:53:48 · answer #8 · answered by nobody 3 · 0 0

wrote a love note to someone
put ketchup in coke bottle and let someone drink it, when they drink it, their face turn on weird and spit out the ketchup.

2006-10-20 00:20:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I have been looking for you, that cost me alot of money to get my car fixed.

2006-10-20 00:19:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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