The following are from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts" and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters. Enjoy! Hehehe!
Attorney: Are you sexually active?
Witness: No, I just lie there.
Attorney: What is your date of birth?
Witness: July 18th.
Attorney: What year?
Witness: Every year.
Attorney: How old is your son, the one living with you?
Witness: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Attoreny: How long has he lived with you?
Witness: Forty-five years.
Attorney: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Witness: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
Attorney: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
Witness: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Attorney: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
Witness: Oral.
Attorney: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
Witness: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Attorney: And why did that upset you?
Witness: My name is Susan.
2006-10-20 00:07:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny. Thanks for the chuckle...
2006-10-20 00:09:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2006-10-20 07:11:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best response:
Witness: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
Nice...
2006-10-20 07:14:01 · answer #3 · answered by Das Einhorn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The folks here in the pediatric ER appreciate your humor.
2006-10-20 07:27:10 · answer #4 · answered by bradley_lb_19 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this also happened in the philippines:
attorney to witness: did you eat some iced tea in there?
witness: your honor, iced teas aren't eaten, they're drank.
2006-10-20 07:18:28 · answer #5 · answered by 36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear, I certianly hope those are jokes. But they are very funny
2006-10-20 07:55:42 · answer #6 · answered by s_ringler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, i would love to read that book!
2006-10-20 07:11:17 · answer #7 · answered by trixyt1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet one. Thank you for posting.
2006-10-20 09:36:50 · answer #8 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some of them are very funny others are random
2006-10-20 07:13:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>>>funny quotes>>>>>LOL
2006-10-20 07:26:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-10-20 09:01:38 · answer #11 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋