English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

I mean an average sized bible not those miniature ones you can sometimes find...

2006-10-19 23:22:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Reply to jen:
At least someone else knows their Bible scripture, now it's going to really peeve a lot of fundamentalists but we will expect them to deliver on this one...

2006-10-19 23:44:38 · update #1

12 answers

IT HAS GOT TO BE EATEN John 12:47,48

Rev.10:8 And the voice which I heard from heaven spake unto me again, and said, Go and take the little book which is open in the hand of the angel which standeth upon the sea and upon the earth. Rev.10:9 And I went unto the angel, and said unto him, Give me the little book. And he said unto me, Take it, and eat it up; and it shall make thy belly bitter, but it shall be in thy mouth sweet as honey. Rev.10:10 And I took the little book out of the angel's hand, and ate it up; and it was in my mouth sweet as honey: and as soon as I had eaten it, my belly was bitter. Rev.10:11 And he said unto me, Thou must prophesy again before many peoples, and nations, and tongues, and kings.

2006-10-19 23:34:26 · answer #1 · answered by jeni 7 · 0 2

Earthangel, have you not been warned about every idle word that you speak, you will have to answer for before the Father? Oh but you know that , don't you? You have been taught a lot of things that you now slander. Don't expect God to always be patient with you!

2006-10-20 06:44:07 · answer #2 · answered by Godb4me 5 · 1 1

That is madness. He would do well to if he devour the whole content of Bible, than eating the book itself. Living by the teaching of the Bible is more laudable a feat than mechanically memorising the words;

2006-10-20 06:32:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

I like mine deep-fried in beer batter, and then slathered with Sweet Baby Ray's Barbecue Sauce.

2006-10-20 06:26:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

I think a bible might taste better than the boring swill you have to serve...

2006-10-20 06:25:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

I'll let you know when I'm done.....only half way through at the moment....just need to get some more BBQ sauce......

2006-10-20 06:24:44 · answer #6 · answered by Not_a_toothless_pirate 4 · 1 1

Hello EarthAnge... :)

I feed (read) on the Word of God daily..and I have not even gained any weight..Praise the Lord..Glory be to God in the Highest..Amen!!

In Jesus Most Precious Name..
With Love..In Christ.. :)

2006-10-20 06:26:21 · answer #7 · answered by EyeLovesJesus 6 · 1 3

YET ANOTHER ****** WAD OF CRAP STIRRING UP *HIT TO START ANOTHER WAR IN THEIR POST.
GO START A FIGHT WITH SOMEONE WHO IS REAL, LIKE THE FIRST PERSON YOU SEE. THEN YOU WILL GET YOUR BUTT KICKED BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FIGHT ANY-OTHER WAY THEN POSTING THIS CRAP.

2006-10-20 06:26:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

I did, but boy was I on the toilet for a while.

2006-10-20 06:28:50 · answer #9 · answered by Wonder Weirdo 3 · 3 2

i tried, but i found the new testament too hard to swallow

2006-10-20 06:24:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

fedest.com, questions and answers