NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND
I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud These are REAL notes written by PARENTS in a Tennessee school district. (Spellings have been left intact.)
1-- MY SON IS UNDER A DOCTOR'S CARE AND SHOULD NOT TAKE PE TODAY. PLEASE
EXECUTE HIM.
2-- PLEASE EXKUCE LISA FOR BEING ABSENT SHE WAS SICK AND I HAD HER SHOT
3-- DEAR SCHOOL: PLEASE ECSC's JOHN BEING ABSENT ON JAN 28, 29, 30, 31, 32
AND ALSO 33.
4-- PLEASE EXCUSE GLORIA FROM JIM TODAY. SHE IS ADMINISTRATING.
5-- PLEASE EXCUSE ROLAND FROM P.E. FOR A FEW DAYS. YESTERDAY HE FELL OUT OF
A TREE AND MISPLACED HIS HIP.
6-- JOHN HAS BEEN ABSENT BECAUSE HE HAD TWO TEETH TAKEN OUT OF HIS FACE.
7-- CARLOS WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL. HE WAS HURT
IN THE GROWING PART.
8-- MEGAN COULD NOT COME TO SCHOOL TODAY BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN BOTHERED BY
VERY CLOSE VEINS.
9-- CHRIS WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL CUS HE HAS AN ACRE IN HIS SIDE.
10-- PLEASE EXCUSE RAY FRIDAY FROM SCHOOL HE HAS VERY LOOSE VOWELS.
11-- PLEASE EXCUSE PEDRO FROM BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD
(DIAHRE, DYREA, DIREATHE), THE SH**S. NOTE: [WORDS IN ( )'s WERE CROSSED OUT. (Love it!)
12-- PLEASE EXCUSE TOMMY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD DIARRHEA, AND HIS BOOTS LEAK.
13-- IRVING WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE MISSED HIS BUST.
14-- PLEASE EXCUSE JIMMY FOR BEING. IT WAS HIS FATHER'S FAULT. {You know, this could be legit!}
15-- I KEPT BILLIE HOME BECAUSE SHE HAD TO GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING BECAUSE DON'T KNOW WHAT SIZE SHE WEAR.
16-- PLEASE EXCUSE JENNIFER FOR MISSING SCHOOL YESTERDAY WE FORGOT TO GET THE SUNDAY PAPER OFF THE PORCH, AND WHEN WE FOUND IT MONDAY. WE THOUGHT IT
WAS SUNDAY.
17-- MY DAUGHTER WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE SHE WAS TIRED. SHE SPENT A WEEKEND WITH THE MARINES.
{I absolutely LOVE that one!}
18-- PLEASE EXCUSE JASON FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD A COLD AND COULD NOT BREED WELL.
19-- PLEASE EXCUSE MARY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. SHE WAS IN BED WITH GRAMPS.
20-- GLORIA WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY AS SHE WAS HAVING A GANGOVER.
21-- PLEASE EXCUSE BRENDA. SHE HAS BEEN SICK AND UNDER THE DOCTOR.
22-- MARYANN WAS ABSENT DECEMBER 11-16, BECAUSE SHE HAD A FEVER, SORETHROAT, HEADACHE AND UPSET STOMACH. HER SISTER WAS ALSO SICK, FEVER AND SORE
THROAT, HER BROTHER HAD A LOW GRADE FEVER AND ACHED ALL OVER. I WASN'T THE BEST EITHER SORE THROAT AND FEVER. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING GOING AROUND, HER
FATHER EVEN GOT HOT LAST NIGHT.
NOW WE KNOW WHY PARENTS ARE SCREAMING FOR BETTER EDUCATION FOR OUR KIDS.
2006-10-19 22:48:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great!! and thanks for making my day
2006-10-19 22:57:50 · answer #1 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do no longer consider you in any respect. I went to public college and had a sturdy coaching and also have a intense high quality properly paid pastime! I truthfully have a 2 3 hundred and sixty 5 days previous daughter or perhaps with the actuality that i might desire to deliver her to a private college i do no longer see the might desire to. I agree that some public faculties won't be the terrific yet I stay in a exceptionally sturdy area and am fairly advantageous that she would have the ability to get purely as sturdy an coaching interior the college im sending her to than any inner maximum school. i think of it truthfully relies upon at this style of background the youngsters are from. in the event that they arrive from a foul family contributors then they won't prefer to check whilst they get to college yet I supply a loving abode and teach my daughter at abode daily and understand she would have the ability to proceed to relish studying whilst she at last is going to college.
2016-10-02 12:00:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man, what kind of reasons it that????? as if the kids themselves to have a make-up excuse for being absent.
what country did you get those excuse from?
2006-10-19 23:02:23 · answer #3 · answered by I am Faked 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love them all. But these three LMAO.
13-- IRVING WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE MISSED HIS BUST.
18-- PLEASE EXCUSE JASON FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD A COLD AND COULD NOT BREED WELL.
21-- PLEASE EXCUSE BRENDA. SHE HAS BEEN SICK AND UNDER THE DOCTOR.
2006-10-20 02:49:28 · answer #4 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
absolutely brillinat thanx for cheering up a dreary day.
2006-10-19 23:53:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've read all these before somewhere, but they're still funny.
2006-10-19 23:21:58 · answer #6 · answered by people are scum 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love it! theyre so funny, esp the one about the paper mix up!!
2006-10-20 00:55:12 · answer #7 · answered by jen_82_m 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny.....so we know how are these kids going to grow up!!
2006-10-20 00:35:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh man! These are so funny!!!
2006-10-20 00:37:07 · answer #9 · answered by theredalbino 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good so funny i had mum read it too
2006-10-19 22:57:57 · answer #10 · answered by pcdo_universe 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yey
2006-10-19 23:33:48 · answer #11 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋