Vishnu, or Mary Magdeline
what would u ask for in return
2006-10-19 21:46:15 · 24 answers · asked by Allie G 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Buddha
and ask him to en'lighten' me so I can float
2006-10-19 23:31:08 · answer #1 · answered by Jayson V 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Jesus could walk on water. Buddha knew that water and sinking boats were illusions. Yahweh, Allah and Vishnu have godlike powers. Mary Magdaline is the only one in the boat who would need a life jacket. She is the logical choice. I wouldn't ask anything in exchange. What kind of creep would require payment for a life jacket that has been designated extra?
2006-10-20 04:57:57 · answer #2 · answered by Lleh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm
Well, Jesus can walk on water so there is no need for him to have a life jacket.
Allah has no physical form so he wouldn't need a life jacket
Yahweh...again has no physical form (Jesus became that form) so wouldn't need a life jacket
Vishnu could just turn himself into a fish (Kurma is the name of his incarnation as a fish) so he wouldn't need a life jacket
Buddha has already achieved Nirvana and has no attachment to his earthly body so he wouldn't care much about whether he got the life jacket or not (he's already not really in it anyways).
So I'd give it to Mary Magdelene. She's just a person like me, not a divine figure. She hasn't reached Nirvana, she can't change her form or walk on water. She needs the life jacket just like I need it.
What would I ask for in return? Nothing. I am happy to let her have the extra life jacket because she needs it. It's the only morally and ethically right thing to do.
Great question! Thanks for asking, it was a fun question to ponder.
2006-10-20 04:58:36 · answer #3 · answered by gabriel_zachary 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Is My Life Jacket
2006-10-20 04:53:15 · answer #4 · answered by sliccapostle 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would give it to Mary, Jesus will be fine since he can walk on water anyways and I wouldn't ask for anything in return
2006-10-20 04:50:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I will give it to jesus because he is a human even though he can make miracles he was killed in the cross
I will not need to give to allah as he is the creator of the worlds and he is the one who creates these things and he is the great one who is not HUMAN and does not need a life jacket
what a silly question
but hay gave you answer
2006-10-20 08:57:35 · answer #6 · answered by sisterly love 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jesus would be able to multiply them, just like he did with the bread and fish. I would ask for a new Bass, I'm getting sick of my Fender P already o.o
2006-10-20 06:18:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mary Magdalene.. Jesus saves, so He won't be needing that.. Yahweh is just another name for Jesus.. I don't know the rest so why would I share them my extra life jacket...
2006-10-20 04:49:14 · answer #8 · answered by seXy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would give it to Mary Magdalen. Wouldn't ask her for nothing. I would do it out of simple human decency.
Aren't all those other guys suppose to have supernatural powers or at least know how to swim?
2006-10-20 04:52:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mary Magdalene. The only other one I'd consider would be Jesus, and we already know HE doesn't need one.
2006-10-20 04:49:34 · answer #10 · answered by andi b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let them figure it out, I have a boat, and would NEVER get on ANY boat without wearing my own "PFD", "E.P.I.R.B" activated, "Strobe Light "ON", Hand held V.H.F. Radio "ON" and distress channel activated, and "M.O.B." (Man overboard) button engaged, six long whistle blasts "ABANDON SHIP" ! Besides, Jesus can walk on water, so he's safe.
2006-10-20 04:57:10 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋