A man walked into the women's department of Macy's in New York City.
He told the saleslady, "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B."
With a quizzical look, the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"
He repeated, "A Baptist bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a
Baptist bra and that you would know what she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember." said the saleslady, "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the Catholic bra or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type."
Confused and a little flustered, the man asked, "So what are the differences?"
The lady responded, "Well, it's really quite simple. The catholic type
supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the
Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused at that for a moment and then asked, "So, what is the Baptist type for?"
"They," she replied, "make mountains out of molehills".
2006-10-19 21:32:34 · 10 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
that was a smart joke, i liked it...
and just to let everyone know...
i wear a catholic bra ;)
hahaha
2006-10-19 21:39:04 · answer #1 · answered by ajakhatarinaak47 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the first comic tale replaced into ok. It isin't snigger out loud humorous yet its in basic terms cutee. the 2d comic tale replaced into somewhat humorous. It makes you sense like your in the 'dad's' shoes interpreting the be conscious, your son gave you. In my head i replaced into probable questioning a similar issues a authentic father might want to. when I were given to the perfect line, I felt like any such fool. LOL! solid one's.
2016-12-05 00:57:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even my wife laughed at this one. Thats how good it is.
9/10
2006-10-19 21:57:46 · answer #3 · answered by TOP DOG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.
9 out of 10.
what do you get when you cross-breed an atheist with a jehova's witness?
someone who rings at your door for no reason at all.
2006-10-19 21:38:36 · answer #4 · answered by eris zwietracht 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>>>>I did not know such variety of bras do exist
My wife wants to have Baptist type.. Where do I get it?
funny one, thanks for bringing a chuckle.
2006-10-20 04:43:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.good one,it really made me laugh.10 out of 10.
2006-10-19 21:44:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually quite good!
2006-10-19 21:34:26 · answer #7 · answered by claire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gender specific----not universal.
2006-10-19 21:51:44 · answer #8 · answered by smritish g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2006-10-19 22:30:50 · answer #9 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL .. goood one.
2006-10-19 21:35:06 · answer #10 · answered by eantaelor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋