A woman puts in the ads, “Looking for a man that will not hit me, leave me, and is a great lover.” Two weeks later her doorbell rings. She opens the door and sees a man in a wheelchair, with no arms and legs.
Lady: Can I help you?
Man: I’m answering the ad in the newspaper. Are you the woman that’s looking for a lover?
Lady: Yes, but I want a man who will not hit me.
Man: I have no arms so I will never hit you.
Lady: But I need a man who will not leave me.
Man: As you can see I have no legs so I will never leave you.
(lady didn’t know what to do, but remembered the last question)
Lady: Well, I need a great lover…
Man: How do you think I rang the door bell???
No folks he used his nose, BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU ALL THINK.
2006-10-19 21:31:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats VERY funny.
( Esp after reading your other two as well)
Best belly laugh Ive had in ages!!!!!!
Definatly 10/10
and i like the way YOU think..............lol
2006-10-19 21:43:10 · answer #1 · answered by TOP DOG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good lmao
2006-10-20 03:45:37 · answer #2 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So......where does this guy live? lmao-it was cute.
2006-10-19 23:10:46 · answer #3 · answered by oldladygamer18 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah........naughty one.......all jokes were good.....keep it up....made this holiday a brighter one.....hahaha
2006-10-19 21:39:04 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny............!
10/10 definately.....!
keep it up.
2006-10-19 21:50:27 · answer #5 · answered by shiva1632 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋