A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get It started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." He sighed.........."Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
2006-10-19 20:48:50 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HEY!
I resemble that remark!
2006-10-20 18:16:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Blonde Stewardess Joke
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess.
The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing.
He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her room.
"You can't get out of your room?" the captaind asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied,
"There are only three doors in here," she cried,
"one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says
"Do Not Disturb"!!
2006-10-20 14:03:15 · answer #2 · answered by Mella 87 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nice one, even though repeated.....
And a blonde is one:
...who spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
...who put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
...who told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".
..who thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
...who tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
...who sat on the TV and watched the couch.
...who sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
2006-10-20 04:50:12 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-10-20 03:55:03 · answer #4 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Old but still funny.
2006-10-20 03:52:48 · answer #5 · answered by Norman Conquest 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes. Been there, done that.
2006-10-20 03:56:14 · answer #6 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your boyfriend is so NICE to you,
for understanding you.
2006-10-20 03:54:05 · answer #7 · answered by MaSTeR 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
good one ha ha ha ha ha ha loved it
2006-10-20 05:49:26 · answer #8 · answered by DJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he a classic joke
2006-10-20 04:00:47 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice one.
2006-10-20 03:51:41 · answer #10 · answered by donna r 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋