2006-10-19 20:22:10 · 22 answers · asked by mikey31 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I told your joke to my family. My dad's head fell off, my mother's side split and my brother died laughing. That makes you a cereal killer!
2006-10-19 20:35:36 · answer #1 · answered by messymessina 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Which is why I never eat muesli!! also cos it looks like rabbit food!!
2006-10-19 20:40:27 · answer #2 · answered by sarahlouu13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a young fellow named Hyde
Who fell down a toilet and died.
He had a brother,
Who fell down another,
Now they both lie interred, side by side.
2006-10-19 21:43:35 · answer #3 · answered by Michael E 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those damn currants are some strong fruit and vicious to humans! beware! eat grape nuts instead...
2006-10-19 20:24:35 · answer #4 · answered by Lady_Lavinia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was actually witty it put a smile on my face ignore the others they just dont have a sense of humour this time of morning lol
2006-10-19 21:53:36 · answer #5 · answered by flowerpot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or about the fly on the toilet seat getting p isse d off.
2006-10-19 20:24:04 · answer #6 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ug. Shame on you. I am telling your mother that you are telling horrid jokes again.
2006-10-19 20:24:01 · answer #7 · answered by sshazzam 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very amuesli ing !
2006-10-19 22:50:26 · answer #8 · answered by naturist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
..or the scarecrow who won an award because he was outstanding in his field..
2006-10-19 20:31:29 · answer #9 · answered by k² 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no..he actually was stuck into a giant raspberry
2006-10-19 20:24:31 · answer #10 · answered by ♠Margoth♠ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋