2006-10-19 19:46:52 · 10 answers · asked by jayredd007 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
We'll eat when we're hungry
we'll drink when we're dry
if the liquor don't kill us
we'll live til we die!
#2
ashes to ashes
dust to dust
if it weren't for liquor
our bellies would rust!
2006-10-19 19:57:08 · answer #1 · answered by chefzilla65 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Favorite: "You May Not Get What You Want, You May Not Get What You Need, Just Hope The H*** You Don't Get What You Deserve! CHEERS!"
2016-05-22 04:33:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Past the lips and over the gums, watch out stomach 'cause here she comes!
2006-10-19 20:08:10 · answer #3 · answered by M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Health, Wealth and Happiness!
In an aside ... God, how I envy those Bachelors! They still have all of those!
2006-10-19 19:51:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheers and I hope you all have a great of evening. Here's to ____, our guest of honor tonight. I am glad to see him so happy. Life is great for you!
2006-10-19 20:20:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"A man has to believe in something.I believe I'll have another drink"
a man who hates kids and loves whiskey, can't be all bad.
W.C Fields
2006-10-22 00:50:13 · answer #6 · answered by palbevman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May all the people who like me, like me.
And all the people who don't like me, may God turn their hearts, and if He can't turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles, so that I may know them by their limping!
2006-10-19 20:24:55 · answer #7 · answered by cgroenewald_2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To wives and to girlfriends: may they never meet.
2006-10-19 19:48:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's to you
And here's to me
If by chance we disagree
Then screw you
Here's to me!
2006-10-20 16:44:22 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bottoms up
2006-10-19 19:55:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋