I've heard this saying tons of times but I'm still not sure what each thing means.?

Question

What do you do to get to 1st 2nd and 3rd base?

Answer 1

I think 1st base is kissing, 2nd base is copping a feel, and 3rd base is intercourse. Although 1st base could be copping a feel, 2nd base is oral sex, and 3rd base is intercourse. Perhaps we should ask Bill Clinton what his definition is.

Answer 2

first base-kissing, second base-over the shirt, third base-under the clothes. and then the homerun we all want to hit

Answer 3

Buy me flowers and dinner? hehe

Answer 4

hit a single.steal second.steal third

Answer 5

thought this was jokes & riddles category
however,very informative

Answer 6

play baseball

Answer 7

One subject often used as a metaphor for physical intimacy, especially to describe the level of intimacy achieved in intimate encounters or relationships, is the game of baseball. This analogy is primarily used by heterosexual North American adolescents to describe what they have done sexually on a date or in a dating relationship with a particular person.

In the baseball metaphor, the intimate encounter or relationship itself is compared to the act of running the bases, where each progressive base indicates a more intimate level of contact, although the definition of what each base represents varies slightly.

First base is "French" kissing.
Second base is Fondling or groping, especially of the breasts (some variations include stimulation of the genitals).
Third base stimulation of one person's genitals (manually or orally, depending on variation) by his or her partner
Home run (or "Hitting it out of the park", etc....) is sexual intercourse.
A number of other baseball related euphemisms and variations on the original metaphor exist.

A Strikeout occurs when there is no success at all. Striking out looking means no success because one did not try to "get on base" and striking out swinging means the partner refused any attempts.
An Ejection occurs when there is no success as a result of becoming "just friends".
A Two Run Homer is sexual intercourse two times in one night.
A Three Run Homer is sexual intercourse three times in one night.
A Grand slam is sexual intercourse four or more times in one night (sometimes sexual intercourse after knowing the other person for only one day) or anal sex.
An inside the park home run is a non-intercourse orgasm resulting from dry humping (clothed genital to genital stimulation).
A Walk is a goodnight kiss, celebratory kiss, or any other kind of non-romantic kiss.
A Hit By Pitch is a non consensual kiss
Batting practice refers to masturbation.
A Balk is premature ejaculation.
An unearned run is when a person has sexual intercourse while drunk, and later regrets it.
Batting for the other team/Switch hitting refers to homosexuality or bisexuality.
Scoring is sexual intercourse.
The pitcher is the active or top partner in (especially homosexual) anal sex or sexual intercourse.
The catcher is the passive receiver or bottom partner in (especially homosexual) anal sex or sexual intercourse.
A ground rule double is accidentally fondling, especially breasts when falling on a girl.
Stealing a base means advancing to the next "base" prior to consent.
Stealing home means rape.
Picked off a base means being refused any more "bases" because of perceived lack of skill or ability.
Thrown out at the plate occurs when intercourse is refused at the last moment as a result of, for example: physical appearance in the nude, not having a condom, or inability to obtain or maintain an erection.
A Rain delay is the postponing of a date/romantic encounter, typically as a result of menstruation, but also from unforseeable circumsances (mood, headache, parents, etc).
Being called up from the Minors is having a sexual encounter while not of legal age.
A slumpbuster is having a sexual encounter with someone who you are not attracted to, for the sole purpose of getting back in the "game".
Bunting for a hit means an attempt by a person to seduce one perceived as uglier so as to "get back in the game"
A Walk off Grand Slam—a satisyfing one-time sexual encounter, as in a one-night stand.
Breaking up two is when a jealous rival prevents you from turning a double play.
A Corked bat is when a man takes performance enhancing drugs.
A double switch is an attempt by a man to change the point of penetration, without warning the female.
A sacrifice fly is when a person performs oral sex on a second person, allowing the second person have an orgasm, while the first person often experiences discomfort due to their partners pubic hair and or body odor, especially true when the second person doesn't reciprocate as promised.
The Infield Fly Rule is when there is an unequal ratio of males to females at a party, and a member of the gender with more members leaves to create an equal ratio.
Pine tar is semen or lubricant
Charging the mound is when two males fight over a desired female, who was flirting with both men.
A hidden ball trick is when a man tucks his penis behind his legs.
Taking one for the team is involving oneself in a sexual act for the benefit of one's friends or associates, such as sexual intercourse with a less attractive woman in order for one's friends to attract another woman.
A Sacrifice Bunt starts out as taking one for the team, but you don't do anything while your friend gets laid.
A shortstop is between second base and third, usually referring to an act of manual stimulation leading to orgasm.
A Line drive is when a man ejaculates on a woman's face.
Batting Around the Order is an orgy.
Hitting for the Cycle is when one guy sleeps with all of the girls that live in one location (e.g. 2, 3, or 4 room apartments) Or if he doesn’t sleep with all of them but one and gets to 1st, 2nd, and 3rd base with the others.
A Relief Pitcher is using a sex toy to finish when you obviously can't make the play.
The phrase "if there's grass on the field, play ball!" commonly refers to how young a girl should be to have intercourse. Another take on it is "if there's no grass on the field, play in the mud!"