Be careful what you say............
It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing Claude was
topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced,
"Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for
six generations.".
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of Be careful what you say............
It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing Claude
was
topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed
hypnotist
do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he
announced,
"Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be
put
into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the
audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique
pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this
antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for
six
generations.".
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting,
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The crowd
became
mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its
polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying
watch,
until, suddenly,----- it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell
to
the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
"Crap!" said the Hypnotist...
It took three weeks to clean up the senior center
2006-10-19 17:52:14 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was very cute made me laugh out loud. but really you need to edit it and get rid of the repeat it does make it a bit hard to read.
2006-10-19 18:26:31 · answer #1 · answered by angel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok for those of you that do not get it use logical thinking and figure it out here is some help claude the hypnotist get the whole crowd then he dropped his watch and the crowd thought he commanded them to sh it so they all sh it themselves
do you understand now
2006-10-20 00:01:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I got it!!
It was funny
2006-10-19 17:59:44 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok you repeated ureself...i'm so confused...this is a horrible joke, no one's gonna get it...
2006-10-19 17:55:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
ha a bit long but worth the wait.. thanks for the laugh
2006-10-19 18:35:24 · answer #5 · answered by robtiger2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2006-10-19 18:32:48 · answer #6 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny...lol
2006-10-19 17:55:34 · answer #7 · answered by twysty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-19 17:54:49 · answer #8 · answered by jeff g 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry, didn't get it
2006-10-19 18:02:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok.......
2006-10-19 21:10:10 · answer #10 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋