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Haven't you ever watched Seinfeld? They'll all become geniuses. :)

2006-10-19 17:52:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Do they? I haven't seen that anywhere. Ah well....they had better start planning ahead and learning to think of something else or else having as much sex as they can now to make up for it.......oooooooooooooooh perhaps thats why they are so much into it....they have got wind of it and making sure they have enough before they get there.....Do they have sex in hell? Maybe that is the place to go...where all the fun and games are. Who wants to live in a dull place...no parties...no sex...not anything really exciting...surely Heaven must be for the old only then? lol

2006-10-19 17:56:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The Christain answer to your question is found in Matthew 22:34' For in the resurrection (when Christians are taken up in heaven with new bodies made from heaven) they neither marry ( sex is legitimate for Christians only in marriage) nor are given in marriage, but are like angels of God in heaven.' There is so much to occupy us in heaven, because we have a astoundingly creative God that sex cannot be further from our minds.

2006-10-19 18:11:02 · answer #3 · answered by seekfind 6 · 0 0

Serving God and bowing at the feet of Jesus. Worldly things won't be important in heaven. God has a plan for all of us and I don't ever remember reading about sex in heaven, When Christ comes back for the church and the battle between Christ and Satan is over, there will be a new Jeruselum here on earth. Maybe then there will be sex if Christ says again, be fruitful and multiply.

2006-10-19 17:59:24 · answer #4 · answered by leigh 2 · 0 0

Kneeling at someone's feet for eternity? Everlasting chastity? No football??? Doesn't sound like heaven to me. I think I'd rather be in hell having fun than in heaven kneeling.

Billy Joel said it best: "I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints."

2006-10-19 18:20:45 · answer #5 · answered by Don P 5 · 0 0

If men are to caught up in sex here on earth then chances are they won't make it to heaven.

2006-10-19 18:00:12 · answer #6 · answered by stpolycarp77 6 · 0 0

How can you have sex in heaven when you're not in the flesh? Think about it. And anyway, God's purpose of sex was for us to procreate. God won't need us to procreate again, in Heaven.

2006-10-19 17:55:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why on earth (pardon the pun) would there be sex in heaven. The point of sex is procreation, this is not necessary in heaven!!!

2006-10-19 17:54:44 · answer #8 · answered by F R 4 · 0 0

i went to a pretty mainline christian denominational college and virtually all of the biblical studies professors said that there WAS sex in heaven!!!! and i agree......they said that god designed us IN HIS IMAGE and that the bible says you will have a "new, glorified" body, and what else is a body for in heaven but like eating and having sex and praising god!!!! pretty liberal sounding for some i guess, but i rather like it! :)

2006-10-19 17:54:16 · answer #9 · answered by Hot Lips 4077 5 · 0 0

No sex in heaven. What are these 72 virgins for muslims going to do? Cook?
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2006-10-19 17:54:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Baseball.

2006-10-19 17:53:24 · answer #11 · answered by Maria Isabel 5 · 0 0

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