What are the rules of Lavey Satanism?

Question

Thanks Dorky, you just proved your name.....now how bout a reference to Lavey? First 2 answers, very thorough....even though they are the same. Those rules just follow human nature anyway, don't they?

Answer 1

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him


http://www.churchofsatan.com/Pages/Eleven.html

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The fact they follow human nature is quite the whole point of LaVey Satanism. LaVey's philosophy was that we should not object to our nature but to live up to it.

Answer 2

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth


1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

Answer 3

George Carlin Quotations



A house is just a pile of stuff with a cover on it.
Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Imagine meeting your maker and finding out it's Frito-Lay.
In Los Angeles, there's a hotline for people in denial. So far no-one has called.
In most polls there are always about 5 percent of the people who
"don't know." What isn't generally understood is that it's the same
people in every poll.
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the
self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the
purpose.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they
can't do math. And they will readily admit to being awkward: I'm such a
klutz! But they will never admit to having a poor sense of humor or
being a bad driver.
There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who cannot.
Those nicotine patches seem to work pretty well, but I understand it's kind of hard to keep 'em lit.
We are all precancerous.
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight
fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to
us, do they?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Answer 4

There are quite a few rules and philsophys, that they follow set down by Anton Levay

please check out the website www.churchofsatan.com and follow the theory and pratice link.

Answer 5

Whatever sort of Satanism you worship, the rules is just one - fall into the deepest darkness through extreme depression that you no longer want to live, feel extreme hopelessness, feel hateful, feel death and darkness, no longer treasure goodness, turn against goodness, turn against your loved ones, and turn against yourself - that is the goal of Satan.

Foolish followers of Satan do it for power, but they don't realize it that Satan is nothing but darkness - not darkness to others BUT darkness to oneself. In other words, Self-Annihilation through Soul-Annihilation. Those who join Satan should know better.

Answer 6

Thank you for asking this question. I just learned something.

Answer 7

Darkness is light turned upside down. :)