2006-10-19 17:10:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
because he was too busy making his delicous cereal for my belly?!
2006-10-20 03:32:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you see Van Helsing turned up at the stag night then they had a bit of a tussle so old dracula turns into a bat and flys out the window then bumped right into Ozzy Ozbourne who hadn't had his dinner, end of story.
2006-10-20 00:23:37 · answer #2 · answered by CHOOSE LIFE NOT RIVERCITY 1 · 4⤊ 1⤋
because he was too busy counting his Dracula.
2006-10-20 01:59:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
b'cos it didn't get another blood sucking dracula partner as his partner was afraid to go the church.
2006-10-20 00:34:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because he cant hold down a woman when he's busy sucking many others ;)
2006-10-20 03:01:11 · answer #5 · answered by yahooaddict 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait a minute. he was married and he had three brides.
2006-10-20 10:36:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because she wouldn't take him in holy Bat-tramony?
2006-10-20 01:09:35 · answer #7 · answered by donamarie_1 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You got me on that one.
2006-10-20 04:44:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
who would want to marry him??
2006-10-20 04:16:25 · answer #9 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He got cold fangs.
2006-10-20 00:35:00 · answer #10 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋