a company boss has decidedthat he can no longer afford to pay all of his employees and he has to lay off one of his employees. after thinking about it for a very long time he's decided that he'll get rid of either martha or jack but who he wasn't sure. After a long hard think he decides that who ever goes to get a drink from of water the fountain the next morning will be the one he lays off. early the next morning martha goes to get a drink to have with her panadol. "martha" the boss says "can you come into my office please?" when she gets in he closes the door and says " im sorry but i have to lay you or jack off" "well, could you jack off" sge replied "im a bit hungover"
2006-10-19 16:34:17 · 7 answers · asked by pcdo_universe 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha haaaaa...
I can't breath.
My stomach hurts.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha haaaaa.
I'm crying.
2006-10-19 17:48:32 · answer #1 · answered by Miss P. Square Pinky Swear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. That's a good one! And I haven't heard it before!
2006-10-19 16:44:00 · answer #2 · answered by Sasha B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny..made me smile
2006-10-19 16:41:54 · answer #3 · answered by angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-19 17:56:18 · answer #4 · answered by jeff g 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS SO FUNNY
2006-10-20 04:37:41 · answer #5 · answered by PRECIANA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.....love it!
2006-10-19 21:20:12 · answer #6 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-19 16:36:31 · answer #7 · answered by mikel_cosby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋