2006-10-19 16:24:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
In a brief case :o)
2006-10-19 16:29:48 · answer #1 · answered by Ms. H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a crowd of scallywags,
You'd never find him there!
However, not all lawyers are vile, detestable creatures.
I once knew a lawyer that was so smart,
He got a charge of sodomy reduced to following too closely!
2006-10-19 23:41:42 · answer #2 · answered by elge13 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
few suggestions:
1) Mars
2) 6 feet underground
3) quicksand
4) inside a whale (hey, if Jonah can, so can a lawyer)
5) Pluto (forget Mars, too near!)
2006-10-20 04:26:24 · answer #3 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Under a rock
2006-10-20 00:03:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In heaven- no one would think to look there for a lawyer
2006-10-19 23:30:39 · answer #5 · answered by schlepp 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A bank vault
2006-10-19 23:27:16 · answer #6 · answered by Meilleur_que_toi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At the bottom of the ocean, with the rest of the bottom feeders.
2006-10-20 04:45:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
in your wife's address book because that is where she is going!! not your wife looking4answers, becuase i know you are a girl, and girl's don't have wives, unless you are in england where that is legal, in which case i would ask you for elton john's autograph!!
2006-10-20 10:49:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bar - behind bars
2006-10-20 03:49:17 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
suitcase... (bigger than briefcase)
Plz award me with the best answer if i m correct ^_^
2006-10-19 23:34:29 · answer #10 · answered by Com Nerd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋