Don't leave any more for Santa.Ho Ho Ho.
2006-10-19 16:16:25 · 27 answers · asked by Santa Claus 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
cause your so fat
i heard you were getting bastric by-pass
2006-10-19 16:17:26 · answer #1 · answered by Kelly Bundy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean to tell me you can travel billions of miles delivering billions of gifts that weigh billions of tons and you simply can't eat a cookie and drink some milk? That's it I'm changing my favorite holiday character to the Easter Bunny.
2006-10-19 16:19:28 · answer #2 · answered by RIDLEY 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Isn't that what people with your belly dimensions crave?
Sorry, can't imagine Santa Claus switching to the South Beach Diet any time real soon.
Later, Santa Pudgy...
2006-10-19 16:18:22 · answer #3 · answered by Oklahoman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I understand Santa. I saw you the other day at the "Whole Foods" natural foods store and you were lookin' pretty slim. I'll leave a couple of rice cakes this year for you santa.
2006-10-19 16:20:28 · answer #4 · answered by Tericka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In order to pass through out the world and drop off all those toys in a single night, you are going to need the calories. It doesn't matter what you are eating that night, you are going to be burning all that fat off before the night is through. Keep your strength up.
2006-10-19 16:19:41 · answer #5 · answered by Just another 2D character online 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you sneak some into a spare bag to feed to the elves. They work hard for you, you should give them a payrise.
2006-10-19 16:18:20 · answer #6 · answered by Mel ~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about a shot of Rebel Yell?
2006-10-19 16:18:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, you just too fat, we thought you'd like cookies and milk ,oh I forgot you're in a diet . next time ill give you a salad instead
2006-10-19 16:37:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you are the ultimate.
You could eat all of them if you tried Santa.
2006-10-19 16:17:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes Mr.
2006-10-19 16:35:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok I'll leave a tofu burger & carrot sticks for you. Enjoy!!
2006-10-19 16:18:19 · answer #11 · answered by grrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋