The North pole is in a recession you know.Ho Ho Ho.
2006-10-19 16:13:41 · 6 answers · asked by Santa Claus 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dear Santa:
Frankly your declaration of poverty is a bit of a stretch.
You sound like those OPEC oil ministers all crying about dried up reserves.
Shrinking ice caps due to global warming will reveal the Arctic's massive energy sources and shorten tanker routes by thousands of miles. And this will all happen within the next decade or two (at the most). A quarter of the world's oil and gas reserves are estimated to be hidden underneath its rapidly shrinking ice. At current market values they would be worth $1.5 to $2 trillion. There are even proven oil deposits at the North Pole itself.
In the meantime, using these North Pole oil reserves as collateral, you can get a massive loan from the banks to sustain your buying power during the festive season.
2006-10-19 16:42:26 · answer #1 · answered by $Sun King$ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hate to be a party pooper
but the North Pole can't be in Recession because demand is pretty high
2006-10-19 23:19:27 · answer #2 · answered by a person 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I said gift cards are good too.
2006-10-19 23:32:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cus he has endlees supply of the dow
2006-10-19 23:20:54 · answer #4 · answered by george p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he got cash stashed in his belly
2006-10-19 23:17:05 · answer #5 · answered by CulturedQuant 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:) :)
2006-10-19 23:35:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋