2006-10-19 15:23:40 · 10 answers · asked by redcoat7121 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok, Honestly, I was at a bar, and saw a very pretty lady across the room, so I decided to "go for it", I got the waitress to bring a drink to her, and she was grateful and motioned for me to go sit with her. well... God must have been in a really, really good mood, cause when I got to her table, just as I was about to introduce myself, I threw up all over her. Seriously, I mean "Hello, My name is barf a lot. just like that, didn't even get my name out. Funny thing is, I married her 12 years ago, and have never been happier.
2006-10-19 15:37:45 · answer #1 · answered by Sentinel 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
This happened back in high school. Me and some friends were hanging out when the cops came. The first cop got out of the car and started to question us. After some time, the cop got to the guy next to me who was apparently, very, very stoned.
"So, have you been drinking too?" Said the cop.
"No officer. I don't smoke beer."
2006-10-20 00:26:26 · answer #2 · answered by Nixxy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I got seasick on a job interview. I took my dramamine right before I went on the boat to be interviewed (for a tour guide position on a boat) but I found it hard to concentrate on my interviewer because of the incessant bobbing up and down.
I didn't feel sick or anything unti I got on the trolley to go back home. I didn't puke though.
ANOTHER FUNNY STORY...
I was 11 and my cousin was 6 or so. The whole family went to SeaWorld and we were going into one of the sea lion shows and one of the attendants there was a Mexican guy named Jesus. Unfortunately, I got the wrong idea of how it was pronounced (HAY-ZEUS) so I said to my cousin, "Hey, there's a guy working at SeaWorld named Jesus!" The guy (who looked about 50ish) just looked at us and smiled.
LAST ONE, I PROMISE...
I was at a job interview for a position at Borders Books and Music. But the joke was on my interviewer as I gave him a thank you card afterward....that I bought at Barnes and Noble :)
2006-10-19 22:35:48 · answer #3 · answered by chrstnwrtr 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was new in the year at HS, Little miss queen bee Karen tricked me and I (by mistake) used the Boys Showers, long story short, The coach and ALL OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM saw me naked. I hated it, but they were all nice about it. ..And yeah, that's how I became friends with some guys!! lol...just kidding, but it was awful.
2006-10-19 22:43:28 · answer #4 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
it has never happened to me but with a man who enters a short story competion the condition were-
there should be some romance and some suspence.
so this is what he wrote-
my wife is pregnant.
romance-proof is her pregnancy
suspence-who is the father.
the ending?!guess it on
the man won the contest.
2006-10-20 00:54:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i was in like 2 grade, and i had this dress on with no tights, well my underwear was a little big for me, i had to keep pulling them up all day. while in art class, we were going to make clay pots, so i walked over to the pail with the clay in it, grabbed a big messy handful, and felt my underwear slip down to my ankles! i couldn't pick them up because of my messy hands, so while everyone laughed at me, the art teacher had to pull them back up. I'm 24 now, and my mom still teases me about that.
2006-10-19 23:17:28 · answer #6 · answered by Shay 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
one time i was making out with my boyfriend in HS and he was working his way down my neck and so on....
Let's just make a long story short and say that he was chewing gum and it ended up stuck to my nipple! and too make matters worse,... not really the easiest thing to clean off.
2006-10-19 22:28:49 · answer #7 · answered by wingnutrosie 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not sure, but I spoke to my mom today. She stopped eating shrimp and other seafood a while ago for religious reasons ~ ? ~ But today she said she bought some shrimp ~ she added that she wanted to eat some so she decided to "bless it real good" before she eats it.
2006-10-19 23:06:35 · answer #8 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i was peeing on the side of the highway when my truck went into gear and ran me down. i got a female insurance adjuster and when i told her what happened and why she blushed, laughed and approved my claim.
2006-10-20 14:16:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I screwed a clown midget that writing a book!
2006-10-19 23:29:38 · answer #10 · answered by schlepp 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋