2006-10-19 15:02:27 · 7 answers · asked by chickincharge02 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Anything random will do, think of something funny a friend once said and write it down. Like once on a text book someone had scrawled "Beware The Ducks!" and it was so randomy funny, my friends and I won't forget it. But how about:
My Karma ran over my Dogma,-Bumper Sticker
There is NO such thing as fun for the whole family- Jerry Seinfeild,
Suicide Hotline, Please Hold...
Keep Smiling, It make people wonder what your up to...
Who was the first person to say:" See that ckicken over there?...I'm going to eat the first thing that comes out of it's but..."
Very funny Scotty; Now beam down my clothes!
Thats all I can think of at the moment. Good Luck!
2006-10-21 03:11:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We just watched corpse bride and one of the people in it said "Hey theres an eye in my soup" just thuoght that was cute. My sister and I used to quote Julia Roberts from Steel Magnolias, "Don't talk about me like I'm not here"
2006-10-19 22:10:29 · answer #2 · answered by Answer Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If You're gonna have a fantasy, why hold back?
Hark! Hark! Thou art naked!
Everything is possible...except skiing through a revolving door.
2006-10-19 23:53:27 · answer #3 · answered by teeney1116 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well behaved women rarely make history
said by Marilyn Monroe
2006-10-19 22:38:24 · answer #4 · answered by Angie O 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i do this all the time!
in the elevator its like
"this is not a sex festival, back off."
i just write it down. thoughts like that. =D
2006-10-19 22:12:52 · answer #5 · answered by juicebox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Awesome Blossom"
lol thats my fav...
2006-10-19 23:27:23 · answer #6 · answered by LUVER 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"You rock my socks!"
"Haha you're funny, looking!"
"Tough Luck, You suck!"
2006-10-19 22:10:46 · answer #7 · answered by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋