man walking his chihuahua?

Question

A man's walking his chihuahua dog & fancies a beer. He sees a bar but a sign on the door says, 'no dogs allowed except guide dogs'....So he puts on a pair of sunglasses & walks in pretending to be blind.....'Pint of lager please' he says to the barman. The barman replies....Sorry sir I'll have to ask you to leave, no dogs allowed!'...'But i'm blind this is my guide dog' he says......'Come off it' the barman says......' They give the blind alsatians, or labradors'......Quick as a flash the man says.........'What did they give me??'

Answer 1

pretty good

Answer 2

Ha ha ha. How about this one?

A man's walking with a huge bulldog and fancies a beer. He sees a bar but the sign on the door says 'no dogs allowed.' So he leaves his bulldog at the entrance and goes inside for a pint. Another man's walking with a chihuahua, then he fancies a beer too. He goes in to the same bar, leaving his chihuahua at the entrance. After 1 pint, he goes out, then comes back inside immediately. He goes to the man with bulldog, and tells him 'I'm really sorry, but my chihuahua killed your bull dog.' The owner of the bulldog loughs and replies 'No, that's impossible!! He is a huge dog, a tiny chihuahua can't kill him!' Then the chihuahua's owner says 'Yes, my chihuahua got stuck in your dog's throat.'

Answer 3

A guy leaves a bar with a chihuahua dog and is met by a really drunk guy eating a huge burger ,"can I throw your dog a bit?" Asks the drunk, "why sure thing!" Says our friend,so the drunk picks up the chihuahua and chucks it over a wall.

Answer 4

You said it wrong.

After the barman says labrador, it goes "the man pauses for a quick moment and says, they gave me a lab?"

Answer 5

Now that's some quick thinking! Funny joke too!

Answer 6

Good joke. Oldie but goodie.

Answer 7

haha you should get the 10 points

Answer 8

good one

Answer 9

lol... thats a good one.

Answer 10

lol they're both good