Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.
"If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the attendant.
"How do we enter?" asked the first man.
"Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right, you win free sex."
"O.K. I guess 7, " said the first man.
"Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again"
The next week, the two men returned to the same station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, the second man asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.
"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right. You win free sex."
"2" said the second man
"Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again."
As they walked back to the car, the first man said to the second man,"You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged."
"No way," said the second man. "My wife won twice last week."
2006-10-19 14:09:29 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...now, that had a surprise ending! Thanks for the laugh, I enjoyed it.
2006-10-19 14:13:40 · answer #1 · answered by kitty K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one -your others earlier today were a bit weak but you're back on form. Are you a comedienne/standup comic because you appear to be a databank of jokes?! How many do you put on here per day? Do you live in a circus family or something?! Keep up the good work!
2006-10-19 21:16:09 · answer #2 · answered by John P 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats cute but sounds like the husband is a blonde
2006-10-20 09:27:09 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny
2006-10-19 21:13:35 · answer #4 · answered by Aberdeen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao thats kinda funny
2006-10-19 21:13:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one sweetie
2006-10-19 21:35:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Luv ur jokes.
2006-10-19 22:38:25 · answer #7 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this was very funny made my boyfriend laugh and thats hard to do..
2006-10-19 21:19:23 · answer #8 · answered by angel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
loved it hot joke
2006-10-20 01:02:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one,, happy holloween, my ex- i know goes there too,, she has gotten married several times now,,
2006-10-19 21:16:02 · answer #10 · answered by quitelovableman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny ha ha
2006-10-19 21:12:25 · answer #11 · answered by lickitysplit 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋