It seems women don't know their duties anymore, and I'm going to have to change all that, one girl at a time.
Soon, they will all obey me, and I'll be really drunk!
2006-10-19 13:23:35 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Haha, this is a great joke.
If you were my man, you'd be bringing me the beer, scratch that, you'd be bringing me the expensive wine on your hands and knees.
Don't you dare be a womanizer.
2006-10-19 13:26:54 · answer #1 · answered by ♪Msz. Nena♫ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do you want a cold one now? Would you like me to open it for you?How about pour it down your throat? Are you drunk yet so you can pass out and I can have a beer?I'm thirsty from all that hard work! Phew!
2006-10-21 16:35:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hook a tiny box containing diamond earrings to the end of a fishing pole and cast that sucker out towards the fridge. This might work, if not, how bout getting off your booty and getting it yourself? :)
2006-10-19 20:28:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you can never train a woman to do anything for you you can have her afraid and she do things for you but train never get a life and some manners and maybe if you ask her will nice she might do it but until you stop being a jerk you're doom good luck
2006-10-19 20:31:27 · answer #4 · answered by poda 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I suppose some women still buy into that, but the majority have more self respect.
2006-10-19 20:25:37 · answer #5 · answered by ? 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
once again your crazy. ha, it wont work ^_^ besides you can get drunk on your own. why train a woman.
2006-10-19 20:27:42 · answer #6 · answered by metalchik 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not going to happen unless you get a dumb one, you can just ask her to bring you one. she's not a dog on a leash. with that attitude you wont be getting anywhere with women
2006-10-19 20:26:31 · answer #7 · answered by sarah 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When men learn how to make cosmopolitans, we will bring you beers
2006-10-19 20:26:09 · answer #8 · answered by lucygoosey33414 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Find the dumbest girl you can find. Anyone with brains would stay away from you.
2006-10-19 20:29:02 · answer #9 · answered by angelica 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sounds like you need a dog not a woman lmao.
2006-10-19 20:26:04 · answer #10 · answered by tiff 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋